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Working Day Clear My Mind Card

£2.25 £1.00

As you get nearer to your place of work do you totally clear your mind until there's fuck all in it?

Working Day Jacket Card

£2.50

Before lunch I leave my jacket on my chair, so if I decide not to come back people think I'm still around somewhere.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Working Day Lie Down Card

£2.50

Working Day too much? Have a drink and a lie down.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Working Day Meeting Card

£2.50 £1.25

Morning catch up meeting, I'll listen in for a bit - once I know what they're talking about I'll try and say something.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Working Day Train Twitter Card

£2.50

I follow the train operator on Twitter and am able to directly call them arseholes when my service is disrupted.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Working Day Walk Around Card

£2.50

I look permanently busy if I walk around holding a pen and a bit of paper.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Working From Home Bookshelves Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Working From Home Bookshelves Card "Hello? Do your bookshelves come with books? I've got a 1.30 zoom meeting and I don't want to look like a total idiot."  Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox...

Working From Home Lift Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Working From Home Lift Card "Are you missing the office again?" "Yeah I was just pretending I was stuck in a lift."  You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

You Look Like A Tit Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - You Look Like A Tit Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your...

You Stupid Fucking Cunt Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - You Stupid Fucking Cunt The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates or...

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