Love Bridge Valentine

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NEW! Love Bridge Valentine's Day Card Go on, go that extra mile.  

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Love Roundabout Valentine

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NEW! Love Roundabout Valentine's Day Card Cheers yeah..  

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Love Really Good Valentine

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Love Really Good Valentine's Card Love... is saying something is really good, when it's obviously fucking shit.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Love Shit TV Valentine

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Love Shit TV Valentine's Card Love... is agreeing to watch a TV programme you both agree is shit.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Tree Carving Valentine

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NEW! Tree Carving Valentine's Day Card Please be my Valentine.    

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Eastenders Valentine

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NEW! Eastenders Valentine's Day Card "what do you fancy, a rom com?" "no I wanna watch Eastenders, Sharon's going to have another go at killing Ian Beale"  

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Dinner For One Valentine

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Dinner For One Valentine's Day Card "It says this is a meal for one?" "Yeah I thought you'd bring something for yourself?"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Romantic Walk Valentine

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Romantic Walk Valentine's Day Card "fucking slow down yeah?" "I want to get back for Bargain Hunt"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Always Be Mine Valentine

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You Will Always Be Mine Valentine's Day Card LOCKED DOWN! You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Honest Relationship Valentine

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Honest Relationship Valentine's Day Card "does my stomach look big in this?" "yeah"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Thirty Quid Balloons Valentine

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30 Quid Balloons Valentine's Day Card "let go of the balloons yeah?" "fuck off they cost 30 quid"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Pole Dancing Valentine

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Pole Dance Valentine's Day Card Hello I was just in the area and wondered if I could interest you in a pole dance?   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Secret Admirer Lawnmower Valentine

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Secret Admirer Lawnmower Valentine Day Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.  

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Secret Admirer Ironing Valentine

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Secret Admirer Lawnmower Valentine Day Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.  

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Special Moments Valentine

£2.50

Special Moments Valentine's Day Card  Valentine's Day is... ...sharing special moments.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Cock in a Box Valentine

£2.50

Cock in a Box Valentine's Day Card Do not open with scissors.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Cut Out Heart Valentine

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Cut Out Heart Valentine's Day Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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For a Special Lady Card

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Because the lady loves... fags and wine in bed.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.   

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15 Minute Slot Valentine

£2.50

15 Minute Slot Valentine's Day Card Don't bother looking at the starters, I only managed to book a 15 minute slot.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Chocolates Valentine

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Chocolates Valentine's Day Card ''I never thought Steve'd be the first to go, not with him being a lime barrel'' ''hang on lads panic over, she's just spat him into the bin''   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self....

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Hair Cushion Valentine

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Hair Cushion Valentine's Day Card What d'you reckon? I had it tweezered out and stuffed into a cushion for you.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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You Were Made For Me Valentine

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You Were Made for Me Valentine's Day Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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CCTV Admirer Valentine

£2.50

CCTV Admirer Valentine's Day Card Now in HD.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.    

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Romantic Meal Valentine

£2.50

Romantic Meal "sorry i should have got a DVD out, what d'you want Eastenders or Embarrassing Bodies?"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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