Love Really Good Valentine's Card Love... is saying something is really good, when it's obviously fucking shit. You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
Love Shit TV Valentine's Card Love... is agreeing to watch a TV programme you both agree is shit. You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
NEW! Eastenders Valentine's Day Card "what do you fancy, a rom com?" "no I wanna watch Eastenders, Sharon's going to have another go at killing Ian Beale"
Dinner For One Valentine's Day Card "It says this is a meal for one?" "Yeah I thought you'd bring something for yourself?" You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
Romantic Walk Valentine's Day Card "fucking slow down yeah?" "I want to get back for Bargain Hunt" You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
You Will Always Be Mine Valentine's Day Card LOCKED DOWN! You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
Honest Relationship Valentine's Day Card "does my stomach look big in this?" "yeah" You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
30 Quid Balloons Valentine's Day Card "let go of the balloons yeah?" "fuck off they cost 30 quid" You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
Pole Dance Valentine's Day Card Hello I was just in the area and wondered if I could interest you in a pole dance? You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
Secret Admirer Lawnmower Valentine Day Card You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
Secret Admirer Lawnmower Valentine Day Card You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
Special Moments Valentine's Day Card Valentine's Day is... ...sharing special moments. You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
Cock in a Box Valentine's Day Card Do not open with scissors. You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
Cut Out Heart Valentine's Day Card You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
Because the lady loves... fags and wine in bed. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
15 Minute Slot Valentine's Day Card Don't bother looking at the starters, I only managed to book a 15 minute slot. You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
Chocolates Valentine's Day Card ''I never thought Steve'd be the first to go, not with him being a lime barrel'' ''hang on lads panic over, she's just spat him into the bin'' You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self....
Hair Cushion Valentine's Day Card What d'you reckon? I had it tweezered out and stuffed into a cushion for you. You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
You Were Made for Me Valentine's Day Card You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
CCTV Admirer Valentine's Day Card Now in HD. You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
Romantic Meal "sorry i should have got a DVD out, what d'you want Eastenders or Embarrassing Bodies?" You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
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