Love Bridge Valentine

£2.50

NEW! Love Bridge Valentine's Day Card Go on, go that extra mile.  

Love Roundabout Valentine

£2.50

NEW! Love Roundabout Valentine's Day Card Cheers yeah..  

Love Really Good Valentine

£2.50

Love Really Good Valentine's Card Love... is saying something is really good, when it's obviously fucking shit.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Love Shit TV Valentine

£2.50

Love Shit TV Valentine's Card Love... is agreeing to watch a TV programme you both agree is shit.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Tree Carving Valentine

£2.50

NEW! Tree Carving Valentine's Day Card Please be my Valentine.    

Eastenders Valentine

£2.50

NEW! Eastenders Valentine's Day Card "what do you fancy, a rom com?" "no I wanna watch Eastenders, Sharon's going to have another go at killing Ian Beale"  

Dinner For One Valentine

£2.50

Dinner For One Valentine's Day Card "It says this is a meal for one?" "Yeah I thought you'd bring something for yourself?"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Romantic Walk Valentine

£2.50

Romantic Walk Valentine's Day Card "fucking slow down yeah?" "I want to get back for Bargain Hunt"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Always Be Mine Valentine

£2.50

You Will Always Be Mine Valentine's Day Card LOCKED DOWN! You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Honest Relationship Valentine

£2.50

Honest Relationship Valentine's Day Card "does my stomach look big in this?" "yeah"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Thirty Quid Balloons Valentine

£2.50

30 Quid Balloons Valentine's Day Card "let go of the balloons yeah?" "fuck off they cost 30 quid"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Pole Dancing Valentine

£2.50

Pole Dance Valentine's Day Card Hello I was just in the area and wondered if I could interest you in a pole dance?   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Secret Admirer Lawnmower Valentine

£2.50

Secret Admirer Lawnmower Valentine Day Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.  

Secret Admirer Ironing Valentine

£2.50

Secret Admirer Lawnmower Valentine Day Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.  

Special Moments Valentine

£2.50

Special Moments Valentine's Day Card  Valentine's Day is... ...sharing special moments.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Cock in a Box Valentine

£2.50

Cock in a Box Valentine's Day Card Do not open with scissors.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Cut Out Heart Valentine

£2.50

Cut Out Heart Valentine's Day Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

15 Minute Slot Valentine

£2.50

15 Minute Slot Valentine's Day Card Don't bother looking at the starters, I only managed to book a 15 minute slot.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Make it Snappy Valentine

£2.50

Make it Snappy Valentine's Day Card ''thank you will that be all?'' ''yeah make it snappy, I've just given him a couple of hard on pills''   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Chocolates Valentine

£2.50

Chocolates Valentine's Day Card ''I never thought Steve'd be the first to go, not with him being a lime barrel'' ''hang on lads panic over, she's just spat him into the bin''   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self....

Hair Cushion Valentine

£2.50

Hair Cushion Valentine's Day Card What d'you reckon? I had it tweezered out and stuffed into a cushion for you.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

You Were Made For Me Valentine

£2.50

You Were Made for Me Valentine's Day Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

CCTV Admirer Valentine

£2.50

CCTV Admirer Valentine's Day Card Now in HD.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.    

Romantic Meal Valentine

£2.50

Romantic Meal "sorry i should have got a DVD out, what d'you want Eastenders or Embarrassing Bodies?"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Roses Petrol Station Valentine

£2.50

Roses Petrol Station Valentine's Day Card Fuck me, I thought we'd never get out of that petrol station. Make the most of it, I reckon we've got two days in here then she'll chuck us in the bin.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket...

Roses Going Out Valentine

£2.50

Roses Going Out Valentine's Day Card Got anything planned for Valentine's Day? Probably go out with a bunch of mates, end up drinking out of a vase round some woman's house.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Hammering the Fuck Valentine

£2.50

Hammering the Fuck Valentine's Day Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Love Donut Valentine

£2.50

Love Donut Valentine "don't want to rush you love but I've booked a romantic meal for 8.30"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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