Decade Book

£28.00

'The Best Book Ever' – The Sunday Times Style Magazine  'You will shit yourself laughing.' – The Idler 'Already a contemporary cartoon classic.' – The Guardian 'No one captures the frustrations of modern British life more acutely, or scurrilously, than Modern Toss.' – The Independent SOLD OUT! This incredible collection documents the Modern Toss story from the very beginning, with...

Tossary of Terms Book

£9.99

Welcome to Tossary of Terms, the first illustrated dictionary series by Modern Toss. This book identifies and defines, with new words and phrases, a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.  The fast changing modern scene chucks up stuff faster than we can nail it down and label it. The ear grease on a smart...

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category.  2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 9

£6.99

Comic 9: 'Fucking Arseholes Anonymous' Comic 9 is a 64-page collection including brand new classic cartoons from Cheese & Wine, Work, Drive-by Abuser, and Customer Services. Plus new appearances from Bacon Cancer, Quiet Zone, Towel Sculptor and Random Fucking Internment Camp.    

Milestone Birthday Card

£2.50

"do you want to do anything for your milestone birthday coming up?" "no I fucking don't"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Christmas Game Card

£2.50

''one word...'' ''bollocks''   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Motivational Pencil Set

£9.99

NEW! Motivational Pencil Set Need some inspiration to get back on it after this shit storm of a year? FUCKING WADE IN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS YEAH! One for every day of the week.

Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"  

Mystery Card Box

£10.00

Modern Toss Mystery Card Box Got a load of shit you wanna get rid of yeah? Charging a tenner for it as well are ya? I wouldn't have the fucking nerve. See you around yeah!                                  Contains 16 cards/postcards -  worth well over 40 quid!      ...

Seasonal Misfits Pack

£9.50

Get a bundle of 7 New and Classic Christmas cards for £9.50 – saving over a six quid! Scroll through the images to the see the full collection. XMT80: Cranberry Sauce Card XMT81: Queen's Speech Card XMT41: Seagull Cutbacks Card XMT29: Turkey Saw Up Card XMT79: Seasonal Cutbacks Presents Card XMT63: Bus Replacement Card XMT53: Santa Website Card

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The Working Day Colouring Book

£10.99 £7.99

The Working Day Colouring Book The Working Day colouring book captures the essence of the contemporary workplace while offering you the opportunity to express yourself through the relaxing medium of colouring in. Take some well-earned chill time and immerse yourself in the fractal complexity of a man flagging an important email, someone taking an afternoon Malteser break, a group of workers looking at meal deal options in...

Periodic Table Poster

£9.99

Periodic Table Poster The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic. With over 100 swear elements to choose from, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your mates again! Poster size is A2: 420mm x 594mm.

Seagull Cutbacks Card

£2.50

"we thought we'd try something a bit different this year." "is that a seagull?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Christmas Argument Card

£2.50

Christmas Argument Card "yeah all good here thanks, we've had the meal and we're just getting ready for the argument."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

For a Special Lady Card

£2.50

Because the lady loves... fags and wine in bed.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.   

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 8

£5.99

Comic 8 - Route One Bollocks ‘Route One Bollocks’ is the eighth Modern Toss comic, with a classic Neapolitan ice cream colour scheme. Really gets your tastebuds pinging about. Sixty-four pages of stripped down, single panel, laugh out loud cartoons. Includes new classics from Drive-by Abuser, Work, Cheese & Wine and debut strips from Casual Labour, Priority Pervert and Legal Highz.

Mince Pie Card

£2.50

Mince Pie Christmas Card "next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie" "I've got a fucking mince pie"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Line Manager Coaster

£2.99

“how are you getting on with your new line manager?” “he’s a fucking cunt.”

Data Analyst Coaster

£2.99

"this spreadsheet of yours doesn't appear to make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"  

Seasonal Bollocks Card

£2.50

Seasonal Bollocks Card Seasonal Bollocks to You   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Bored as Arseholes Coaster

£2.99

"I see from your afternoon tweet that you’re 'bored as fucking arseholes" “yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me”  

Beer In Bed Card

£2.50

"On Your Special Day" Celebrate someone's birthday by bringing them a beer in bed. And this Stroller card. Sorted.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Work is Shit Book

£9.99

Work is Shit Book Introducing a brand new collection of pin-sharp and totally hilarious work jokes from Modern Toss. This bang-up-to-date selection explores some of the technological advances which have managed to make work even more shit than it was before, while still acknowledging the more traditional ways that have always made work shit. Warning: Contains language actually used in...

Dog at Work Coaster

£2.99

"you can't bring a dog into work." "er hello? he's not actually working."  

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