Cup of Tea Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Cup of Tea Card "Anyone want a cup of tea?" "Not if you're fucking making it"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Weekend Pillhead Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Weekend Pillhead Card "Any hobbies?" "Reading, gardening and I'm also a massive weekend pillhead?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Motivation Course Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Motivation Course Card "How did you get on with that motivation course?" "Yeah it was alright"  You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

A Quick Word Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  A Quick Word Card "Martin, can I have a quick word?" "...arseholes?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Favourite Animal Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Favourite Animal Card "What's your favourite animal?" "Chicken and chips"  Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Columbo Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Columbo Card "Guys, just realised I'm going to have to wrap this meeting up, I've got a 3.15 with Columbo" Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write...

Customer Services Dept Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Customer Services Department Card "Have we got a customer services department?" "Just hang on, they normally stop phoning after a bit"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Interview Details Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Interview Details Card "Can we go over some of these details again?" "Good idea, I can't remember what I said" Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write...

Great Meeting Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Great Meeting Card "Hey great meeting, let's catch up again soon" "Yeah fuck that"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Amphetamines Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Amphetamines Card "So in a nutshell you want to do 12 months work in January and then go home for the rest of the year" "Yeah I'm going to be using a fuck load of Amphetamines so I don't anticipate my problems with it"   You can send this card direct to...

Working From Home Lift Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Working From Home Lift Card "Are you missing the office again?" "Yeah I was just pretending I was stuck in a lift."  You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Working From Home Bookshelves Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Working From Home Bookshelves Card "Hello? Do your bookshelves come with books? I've got a 1.30 zoom meeting and I don't want to look like a total idiot."  Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox...

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