Work Fuck Off Coaster

£2.99

"I can't come in today so fuck off."  

Work Bored Riso Print

£55.00

Word Bored Risograph   "I think I'll go home now, I'm a bit bored" One of 100 limited edition signed risograph prints as seen in the 2014 'Decade in the Shithouse' exhibition. Dimensions: 297mm x 420mm (A3)

Customer Feedback Riso Print

£55.00

Work - Customer Feedback Risograph "great to get all this feedback off our new customer forum." "yeah I had no idea we were such a shit company."   One of 100 limited edition signed risograph prints as seen in the 2014 'Decade in the Shithouse' exhibition. Dimensions: 297mm x 420mm (A3) 

Work Specified Time Riso Print

£55.00

Work Specified Time Risograph "Whoa hang on, so the deal as you see it is - I have to come in almost every day at a specified time?"   One of 100 limited edition signed risograph prints as seen in the 2014 'Decade in the Shithouse' exhibition. Dimensions: 297mm x 420mm (A3)

Ideas Meeting Poster

£9.99

Ideas Meeting Poster "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you." This classic cartoon is now available as an inspirational poster to hang in your office meeting room.  Poster size is A2: 420mm x 594mm.   Check out other Ideas Meeting products here!  

Work Biscuits Mug

£12.00

Work Biscuits Mug "right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?" 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter

Work Amazing Figures Mug

£12.00

Work Amazing Figures Mug "these end of year figures are amazing" "yeah cheers, I fiddled around with them 'til they were bigger than last year's" 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter

Key Strategy Meeting Mug

£12.00

Key Strategy Meeting Mug "first item, Peter would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn't be fucked" 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter

Work Motivational Poster Card

£2.50

"give us a hand putting this motivational poster up" "sorry mate I'm due an electronic fag break"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

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Pencil Twitter Card

£2.50 £1.25

"have you got a pencil I can borrow?" "that's brilliant mate, do you mind if I twitter that?" Know someone who can't get their nose out of Twitter? Signal an intervention with this subtle card.

Work Multi-tasking Card

£1.25

"What are you like at multi-tasking? "Pretty good. I often read the paper while I'm having a shit."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Ideas Meeting Magnet

£2.99

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you" Stretch your creativity to the limit and get that bonus.  

Ideas Meeting Wrapping Paper

£2.50

Ideas Meeting Wrapping Paper Get your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Work Wrapping Paper featuring a range of Work cartoons. Sold in packs of 2,4 and 6.  Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

Cock Parcel Wrapping Paper

£2.50

Cock Parcel Wrapping Paper Get your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Work Wrapping Paper featuring a range of Work cartoons. Sold in packs of 2, 4 and 6.  Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

Drive-By Wrapping Paper

£2.50

Drive-By Wrapping Paper Get your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Work Wrapping Paper featuring a range of Work cartoons. Sold in packs of 2, 4 and 6.  Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

Milestone Birthday Wrapping Paper

£2.50

Milestone Birthday Wrapping Paper Get your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Work Wrapping Paper featuring a range of Work cartoons. Sold in packs of 2, 4 and 6.  Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

Amphetamines Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Amphetamines Card "So in a nutshell you want to do 12 months work in January and then go home for the rest of the year" "Yeah I'm going to be using a fuck load of Amphetamines so I don't anticipate my problems with it"   You can send this card direct to...

Great Meeting Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Great Meeting Card "Hey great meeting, let's catch up again soon" "Yeah fuck that"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Interview Details Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Interview Details Card "Can we go over some of these details again?" "Good idea, I can't remember what I said" Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write...

Customer Services Dept Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Customer Services Department Card "Have we got a customer services department?" "Just hang on, they normally stop phoning after a bit"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Columbo Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Columbo Card "Guys, just realised I'm going to have to wrap this meeting up, I've got a 3.15 with Columbo" Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write...

Favourite Animal Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Favourite Animal Card "What's your favourite animal?" "Chicken and chips"  Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

A Quick Word Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  A Quick Word Card "Martin, can I have a quick word?" "...arseholes?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Motivation Course Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Motivation Course Card "How did you get on with that motivation course?" "Yeah it was alright"  You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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