Oi! Got an Arsehole for a Brain? Join the fucking club...

Here's what's on offer:

Welcome pack:

  • A personalised FOMT certificate to frame on your wall and let your guests know just how much of a Tosser you are
  • An impressive plastic membership card with 'Arsehole for a Brain' embellished in some fancy shiny shit with your name manually embossed by the Chief Embosser at Toss Towers  
  • An A2 folded FOMT posterzine, containing new cartoons and hardcore experimental shit
  • An incredible exclusive FOMT badge to assert Tosser status all over the world
  • Plus some mystery stuff chucked in from things we find underneath piles of shit in the office

Digital shit:

  • Members' login with an dedicated 10% off discount code to spend in our shop, anytime day or night
  • Access to members' only pages and archive print sales
  • Ongoing exclusive monthly FOMT emails, with updates on any new shit that’s going on and new cartoons 

Birthday card:

  • A special members' only Modern Toss birthday card, hand-delivered by your local postman

WARNING: For dedicated Tossers only.

 

Please note: not available for Next Day Delivery. 

£35.00

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