Oi! Got an Arsehole for a Brain? Join the fucking club...

Wanna be a Friend of Modern Toss but can't be arsed with all the fancy shit? 

Sign up today and this is what you'll get:

  • An impressive plastic membership card with 'Arsehole for a Brain' embellished in some fancy shiny shit with your name manually embossed by the Chief Embosser at Toss Towers  
  • A personalised FOMT certificate to frame on your wall and let your guests know just how much of a Tosser you are
  • Ongoing monthly newsletters updating you with the latest Toss news and behind the scenes magic, as well as access to our blog and other digital shit

Not available for Next Day delivery! 

£15.00

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