"Oh hello Mr Tourette, I need a new logo for my train company, to distract the passengers from the fact that it's fucking shit."

"I've had a go on one of those in the transport museum"

'THE CRAWLING SHIT WEASEL WITH BROKEN PISS CUPBOARD'

"I'm not sure about the font but it;s definitely in tune with the commuter mood"

"Yeah should buy you enough time to get back in your helicopter"

£2.25