Festive Survivalist Kit

It’s getting fucking dark out there…
Push through the winter grimness and/or prepare for the impending apocalypse
with a fully-stocked Festive Survivalist Kit, including:

*2 x cans of Horse Piss lager*
*2 x cans of
Space Stout*
*4 x Toss beer mats*
*A pair of Periodic Swear Socks*
*A
‘Route One Bollocks’ comic*
*
Festive Shit Wrap*
*A
‘Seasonal Bollocks To You’ Christmas card*

Also makes an excellent Christmas gift, yeah? 

£25.00