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Horse Fucking Service Card

"Ah hello Mr Tourette. I need a sign advertising my exclusive thoroughbred equine stud service. They're all cup winners. That one could fill a coke bottle while I'm talking to you"

"Leave it with me"

Later... 'HORSE FUCKING SERVICE'

"Jeeping shit."

"How much for 20 minutes with my pony? It's her birthday"

£1.00