Mr Tourette - Cash Rapists Card


“Hello Mr Tourette, I run a complex financial services company previously known as a bank. Due to the fact we’ve fucked it right up we need a new logo so no-one knows who we are.”

“Sounds piss easy, I’ll see what letters I’ve got lying around in the van.”


“Yeah I thought it could stand for ‘Till Fiddling Cash Rapist’.”

“Brilliant that’s the last thing they’d expect it to stand for. I might get it put on a signet ring so I can punch it into peoples faces.”

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