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Alan Badge

£2.99 £1.99

Alan Badge Take Alan with you wherever you go! Mounted on backing card in sealed bag. Highly collectable. Get yours whilst stock last!

Bored as Arseholes Coaster

£2.99

Bored as Arseholes Coaster   "I see from your afternoon tweet that you’re 'bored as fucking arseholes'." “Yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me.”   When social media and work collide.   Also available as a greetings card.

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Business Mouse Badge

£2.99 £1.99

Business Mouse Badge “I’m on top of the world!” Mounted on backing card in sealed bag.  Highly collectable. Get yours whilst stock lasts!

Buy More Shit Magnet

£2.99

Buy More Shit Magnet   Telling it like it is. "Buy more shit or we're all fucked." (This message was totally not in any way endorsed or commissioned by the government.)   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

Come to Brighton Tea Towel

£11.50

Come to Brighton Tea Towel   Commemorate your weekend in Brighton with this finely illustrated Modern Toss tea towel.   Enjoy the train back. Cheers.

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Crown Pin Badge

£2.99 £1.99

Crown Pin Badge Cheers yeah! Mounted on backing card in sealed bag.  Highly collectable. Get yours whilst stocks last!

Dog at Work Coaster

£2.99

Dog at Work Coaster "You can't bring a dog into work." "Er hello? He's not actually working." This coaster clears up the dog/work debate for good with a frank look at office life.  This design is also available on a greetings card.

Drive-by Abuser Travel Wallet

£2.99

Drive-by Abuser Travel Wallet Somewhere to put your travel card that reminds you that you put your travel card in it. A daily dose of Drive-By Abuser for your commute:  “Alright, storing your travel card in a little plastic wallet? Why not, you only live once, go for it yeah!”

DVD Box Set - Series 1 + 2

£9.99

Series 1 & 2 DVD Box Set – Buy all 12 episodes together “Takes you to areas of the brain seldom visited... the more you watch it the more facinating it becomes.” - The Times. The complete collection of the superbly crafted and hilarious cult TV series, as seen on Channel 4, starring Mr Tourette, Alan, Drive-By Abuser, Cheese & Wine, Space...

Fuck Ikea Coaster

£2.99

Fuck Ikea Coaster "Let's go to Ikea." "Fuck Ikea." Just your usual domestic weekend dispute whacked on an Ikea-yellow coaster.   The Fuck Ikea design is also available on a greetings card and a mug.

Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

Ideas Meeting Coaster   "Don't think about it, just say it." "Fuck you."   An inspiring coaster to get you ready for that Monday morning meeting.   This design is also available on a greetings card, a fridge magnet, travel wallet, or T-shirt.

Ideas Meeting Magnet

£2.99

Ideas Meeting Magnet Stretch your creativity to the limit and get that bonus. You can also get the Ideas Meeting cartoon on a greetings card, coaster, travel wallet or T-shirt. 

Ideas Meeting Travel Wallet

£2.99

Ideas Meeting Travel Wallet   “Don’t think about it, just say it” “Fuck you”   A classic Work cartoon to inspire you on your morning commute.  Also available on a greetings card, coaster, fridge magnet or T-shirt.

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Kick Back Coaster

£2.99 £1.50

Kick Back Coaster Kick Back Yeah You've Earned It A classy Stroller coaster to celebrate your commitment to your work. 

Line Manager Coaster

£2.99

Line Manager Coaster   “How are you getting on with your new line manager?” “He’s a fucking cunt.”   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

Modern Toss Series 1 DVD

£5.99

  Modern Toss Series 1 DVD “The Bach of comedy” The Daily Telegraph The first series of Modern Toss' Channel 4 sketch show on a spanky DVD. Starring Mr Tourette, Alan, Drive-by Abuser and a host of other maladjusted, foul-mouthed idiots from the Modern Toss canon. Special features: Alan’s ‘making of’ video diary, a meadow full of talking signs, a...

Modern Toss Series 2 DVD

£5.99

Modern Toss Series 2 DVD “Shockingly funny” - The Times Series two of the Channel 4 Modern Toss sketch show, featuring fan favourites such as Mr Tourette, Alan, Barney and Swing News. Special features: Alan’s piano recital, Mr Tourette slideshow, and DVD menu re-brand.

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Mr Tourette Badge

£2.99 £1.99

Mr Tourette Badge What are you?!! Mounted on backing card in sealed bag. Highly collectable. Get your whilst stocks last!

Mr Tourette Travel Wallet

£2.99

Mr Tourette Travel Card Holder TICKET PROTECTING SHIT SLEEVE “That’s not what I asked for” “I still want fucking paying”

Not Coming In Coaster

£2.99

Not Coming In Coaster   "So if I keep not coming in, you're going to start not paying me?"   Something's not right with the system. Stick it to the man with a coaster.   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

Periodic Table Magnet Set

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Magnet Set The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again!...

Periodic Table Mug

£9.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Mug Best Seller!   The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking.    Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   You can also get the Periodic Table of Swearing design on a...

Periodic Table Tea Towel

£11.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel   The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category. Try out the Interactive Periodic Table of Swearing online.    Also available as a mug, magnet set, and poster. 

Remote Control Coaster

£2.99

Remote Control Coaster   “Hello?” “Yeah it’s me, have you seen the remote control anywhere?”   At least you'll know where your mug is, if you put it on this coaster.   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

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Special Lady Coaster

£2.99 £1.50

Special Lady Coaster   Don't stain your bedside table with wine marks, put it on a coaster yeah?   This design is also available as a greetings card and a magnet.  

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Special Lady Magnet

£2.99 £1.50

Special Lady Magnet Show your special lady just how much you appreciate her with a fridge magnet.That'll do, won't it? She likes magnets. She can stick it on the fridge. This design is also available on a greetings card and a coaster.

Successful Idea Coaster

£2.99

Successful Idea Coaster   “Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s really massively successful?”   A classic Work cartoon immortalised in coaster form (also available as a greetings card).

Water Cooler Coaster

£2.99

Water Cooler Coaster   "Good weekend?" "Yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits."    This design is also available as a greetings card, coaster, fridge magnet or T-shirt.

Water Cooler Magnet

£2.99

Water Cooler Magnet "Good weekend?""Yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits." A typical Monday morning work cartoon slapped onto a magnet for your enjoyment.Stick it somewhere metal yeah? That's how magnets work. You can also get the Water Cooler design on a greetings card, coaster, travel wallet and T-shirt. 

Water Cooler Travel Wallet

£2.99

Water Cooler Travel Wallet   “Good weekend?” “Yeah I’m still off my fucking tits.”   Nurse a Monday hangover on your commute with this handy travel wallet.   This design is also available on a fridge magnet, coaster, T-shirt and greetings card.

Weekend Ikea Mug

£9.50

Brand New Modern Toss Mug!   "Let's go to Ikea." "Fuck Ikea."   Choose tea, not meatballs yeah?   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   The Fuck Ikea cartoon can also be found on a greetings card and a coaster.

Work and Weekend Mug Set

£16.00

Work and Weekend Mug Set   Fuck them both, yeah? A tasty set of mugs for weekdays and weekends.   Comes gift boxed up. Also available individually but you save £3 if you buy 'em together.    The Fuck Work and Fuck Ikea designs are also available on greetings cards, coasters, and fridge magnets. 

Work Bored Coaster

£2.99

Work Bored Coaster   "I think I'll go home, I'm a bit bored."   A reminder that your working day is only as long as you can be fucked to be there.    This design is also available on a greetings card and a fridge magnet.

Work Bored Magnet

£2.99

Work Bored Magnet   "I think I'll go home, I'm a bit bored."   A classic Toss fridge magnet for the chronic underachiever.   This design is also available on a greetings card and a coaster.   

Work Fuck Off Coaster

£2.99

Work Fuck Off Coaster   "I can't come in today so fuck off."   Be assertive at work with this bright and inspiring coaster.   This design is also available on a greetings card, mug, fridge magnet, and travel wallet.

Work Fuck Off Magnet

£2.99

Work Fuck Off Magnet   "I can't come in today so fuck off."   Refer to this fridge magnet whenever you need a day off work.   Get the Fuck Off Work design on a greetings card, mug, coaster, or travel card holder.

Work Fuck Off Mug

£9.50

Brand New Toss at Work Mug!   “I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   A brand new Modern Toss mug design - ideal for work appraisals and sick days.   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   This design is also available on a greetings card, a coaster, a fridge...

Work Fuck Off Travel Wallet

£2.99

Work Fuck Off Travel Wallet   "I can't come in today so fuck off"   Remind yourself how to call in sick with this handy travel card wallet.   Also available as a greetings card, fridge magnet, or coaster.