Father's Day King of DIY Card

£2.25

Fathers Day Fuck it DIY Card "Happy Father's Day to the King of DIY"   You can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Father's Day Fucking Kids Card

£2.25

Fathers Day Fucking Kids Card "Someone has sent me a Father's Day card, probably one of those fucking kids I had"   You can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Father's Day Piss Yourself Card

£2.25

Father's Day Piss Yourself Card "Happy Father's Day, try not to piss yourself when you fall asleep on the sofa"   You can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Father's Day Fuck It DIY Card

£2.25

Fathers Day Fuck It DIY Card "Fuck it, it's Father's Day, I can do that DIY stuff next weekend"   You can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Father's Day What Are They After Card

£2.25

Fathers Day What Are They After Card "Looks like you got a Father's Day card!" "Yeah? What are they fucking after?"   You can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Father's Day Junk Mail Card

£2.25

Father's Day Junk Mail Card "Did you get the Father's Day card ok?" "Probably went in the bin, I've had a lot of junk mail lately"   You can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Father's Day Borrow £20 Card

£2.25

Fathers Day Borrow £20 Card "Dad can I borrow 20 quid to get you a Father's Day present?" "How about if i just keep the 20 quid?" "That works for me, Happy Father's Day yeah!"   You can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it...

Father's Day Doing Anything Special Card

£2.25

Fathers Day Doing Anything Special Card "doing anything special for Father's Day?" "yeah I thought I might sit on the toilet and read the paper"   You can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Father's Day Sperm Donor Card

£2.25

Fathers Day Sperm Donor Card "blimey, you've got a lot of Father's Day cards" "yeah I used to be a sperm donor, I only went in there once"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Museum of Rave Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Museum of Rave Card "You got a chill out room? Me dad's having a massive flashback"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Couch to 5k Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards...  "yeah, I'm thinking of doing the couch to 5k programme? Can I take a look at your couches?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Fucking Old Bastard Card

£2.25

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Fucking Old Bastard Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates or...

Prat In A Hat Card

£2.25

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Prat In A Hat Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates...

You Look Like A Tit Card

£2.25

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - You Look Like A Tit Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your...

Chillaxative Card

£2.25

Tossary of Terms card range - Chillaxative Card From the Tossary of Terms book which identifies and defines new words and phrases with a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and...

Pauled Pork Card

£2.25

Tossary of Terms card range - Pauled Pork Card Lifted from The Tossary of Terms, which identifies and defines new words and phrases for a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below...

Do What You Want Card

£2.25

"It's Your Special Day - Do What You Fucking Want With it Yeah" A Stroller greetings card that captures the true spirit of celebration days: watching TV and doing fuck-all.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Beer In Bed Card

£2.25

"On Your Special Day" Celebrate someone's birthday by bringing them a beer in bed. And this Stroller card. Sorted.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Weekend TV Controls Card

£2.25

Too fucked to get the TV controls? So you're just going to have to sit through this Sunday night costume drama then! Also works with Poldark.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Special Day Dustbin Card

£2.25

It's your special day. Sit around, have a little walkabout, drink some beer and honk your guts up into a dustbin. Classic.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

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Play To Win Card

£2.25 £1.00

"You Play To Win" A Stroller card for the discerning sportsman.

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