Work Postcard Set

£10.99

NEW! Work Postcard Set This Modern Toss postcard set contains 20 bang-on-the-nose cartoons about the contemporary workplace from our highly collectable Work series. Whether you’ve already got a job or are just sitting about, wondering what it might be like to have one, this indispensable collection of postcards should be right up your flipchart. Use them to ask for a...

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2017 Desktop Work Calendar

£8.99 £4.49

Work Desktop Calendar 2017 A compact A5 calendar ideal for sticking on a work desk. Featuring 12 hilarious Work cartoons and essential dates throughout the year, such as: that time Keith Richards fell out of a tree in Fiji, when the clocks go back (so you can take a sickie from jet-lag), and the date Ronnie Pickering said: "Do you know who...

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2017 Work Calendar

£10.99 £3.99

NEW! Work Calendar 2017 A large square 2017 wall calendar. Featuring 12 hilarious Work cartoons and essential dates throughout the year, such as: that time Keith Richards fell out of a tree in Fiji, when the clocks go back (so you can take a sickie from jet-lag), and the date Ronnie Pickering said: "Do you know who I am? I'm Ronnie fucking Pickering."...

Best of Work Book

£8.99

Best of Work Book Eighty pages of bang-on-the-nose cartoons set in the contemporary workplace, featuring the very best from the Modern Toss Work cartoon collection. An indispensable manual of job jokes, whether you've got a job, lost a job, or are just sitting around thinking about getting one. Includes Work cartoons as well as choice selections from the comics, the More Work book, and the...

Executive Work Bored Wallet

£4.99

Executive Work Bored Wallet This executive-style padded travel wallet comes with a handy excuse for quitting work early:  "I'm a bit bored, I think I'll go home."   Dimensions:  99mm x 70mm Materials: PVU Leather with Silver Embossed cartoon.

Work Card Bundle

£8.00

Can't decide which card to choose? Why not get six and have an option for every occasion with our Work card bundle? Get 6 cards for £8 and save a fiver! Multipack includes: Ideas Meeting Work Bored Interview: Lap Dancing Desperate Business: Cambridge Interview: Texting Key Strategy Meeting  

Work Fuck Off Mug

£9.99

Work Fuck Off Mug “I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   Ideal for work appraisals and sick days.   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.  Available in a set with the Fuck Ikea mug here. This design is also available on a greetings card, a coaster, a fridge magnet, or Risograph print....

Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

Ideas Meeting Coaster "don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"   An inspiring coaster to get you ready for that Monday morning meeting. For the full Ideas Meeting collection click here.

Bored as Arseholes Coaster

£2.99

Bored as Arseholes Coaster "I see from your afternoon tweet that you’re 'bored as fucking arseholes" “yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me”   Also available as a greetings card.

Work & Weekend Mug Set

£16.50

Work and Weekend Mug Set  Fuck them both, yeah? A tasty set of mugs for weekdays and weekends.   Comes gift boxed up. Also available individually but you save £3.50 if you buy 'em together.    The Work Fuck Off and Weekend Ikea designs are also available on a load of other shit-naks.

Appraisal Cunts Upstairs Card

£2.25

Appraisal Cunts Upstairs Card   "we would like to point out to you that it's highly unprofessional to refer to us as 'the cunts upstairs' when sending out emails to our client database." "Fair enough, rules are rules." 

Company Policy Card

£2.25

Work - Company Policy Card   "What's the company policy on wearing a t-shirt with 'cunt' written on it?"   A 'congratulations on your new job' card for that friend or relative who will probably get fired within a month.    For the full Work collection click here.

Ideas Meeting Travel Wallet

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Ideas Meeting Travel Wallet “don’t think about it, just say it” “fuck you”   A classic Work cartoon to inspire you on your morning commute.  This design is also available on other products, check them out here.

Line Manager Coaster

£2.99

Line Manager Coaster “how are you getting on with your new line manager?” “he’s a fucking cunt.”   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

Key Strategy Meeting Card

£2.25

Key Strategy Meeting Card   “first item, Peter would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn’t be fucked.” Hone your business marketing plan with this inspiring card. Or not, if you can't really be arsed. Either is good.

Ideas Meeting Poster

£8.50

Ideas Meeting Poster "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you."   This classic cartoon is now available as an inspirational poster to hang in your office meeting room.  Poster size is A2.   Check out other Ideas Meeting products here!  

Work at the Weekend Card

£2.25

Work at the Weekend Card   “can you come in at the weekend?” “I’ll come in but I’m not fucking doing anything”   For the full Work collection click here.  

Successful Idea Coaster

£2.99

Successful Idea Coaster “Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s really massively successful?”   A classic Work cartoon immortalised in coaster form. Also available as a greetings card, notebook and risograph print.

Ideas Meeting Card

£2.25

Ideas Meeting Card   "don't think about it, just say it." "Fuck you."   Dream meeting scenario.   Also available as a coaster, travel wallet, poster and notebook. 

Dog at Work Coaster

£2.99

Dog at Work Coaster "you can't bring a dog into work." "er hello? He's not actually working."   This design is also available on a greetings card.

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Work Ideas Book Set

£10.99 £6.59

Work Ideas Book Set A set of three A5 notebooks to inspire your productivity. Featuring:   Ideas Meeting "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you." Successful Idea "here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?" Headphones Meeting "so there you have it, any questions?" "run through that again will you, I...

Work Fuck Off Coaster

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Work Fuck Off Coaster "I can't come in today so fuck off." Be assertive at work with this bright and inspiring coaster.   For more 'Work Fuck Off' products click here.

Birthday Day Off Card

£2.25

Work - Birthday Day Off Card   "I see you've applied for a day off on your birthday." "yeah, imagine being stuck in this shithole on your birthday."   An apt birthday card for a colleague, employee, boss, or anyone who's used up all their holiday time and are feeling sorry for themselves.   For the full Work collection click...

Work Shit Meself Card

£2.25

Work Shit Meself Card   “If I shit meself can I go home?”   For the full Work collection click here.

Line Manager Card

£2.25

Work - Line Manager Card   "how are you getting on with your new line manager? "he's a fucking cunt."   Got a new boss? Why not buy them a card to welcome them to their new position?  Also available as a coaster. 

Early Retirement Card

£2.25

Work - Early Retirement Card   "I'm thinking of taking early retirement." "how early?" "about 2.30."   For the full Work collection click here. 

Bored As Arseholes Card

£2.25

Work - Bored As Arseholes Card   "I see from your afternoon tweet that you're bored as fucking arseholes." "yeah cheers, I didn't know you were following me."    Also available as a coaster. 

Work Fuck Off Card

£2.25

Fuck Off Work Card   "I can't come in today so fuck off."   Can't decide whether to call in sick of quit your job? This one works both ways yeah?   This classic Work cartoon also comes on a mug, fridge magnet, coaster, and travel wallet.

One Bar Signal Card

£2.25

Interview - One Bar Signal Card   "Congratulations you've got the job!" "I dunno if I can work here, I'm only getting one bar on me phone."   Priorities, innit?

Water Cooler Coaster

£2.99

Water Cooler Coaster  "good weekend?" "yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits."    For more 'Water Cooler' products click here.

Executive Burnout Card

£2.25

Executive Burnout Card   "several clients have complained about receiving emails from a 'mistershits@pisscompany.com'." "yeah that'll be me working from home after a few drinks." 

Successful Idea Card

£2.25

Desperate Business - Successful Idea Card   "Here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?"   Why think outside the box, when you don't have to think at all?   Also available on a notebook, coaster and risograph print. 

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Desperate Business Book

£7.99 £4.99

Desperate Business Book Laugh in the face of global economic meltdown and double dip recession with Desperate Business, a hilarious collection from cult satirical cartoonists Modern Toss. Sixty-four pages of laugh-out-loud, cutting edge gags plucked fresh from their regular slot in Britain's greatest magazine, Private Eye. Celebrate our national entrepreneurial spirit with this must-have humour compendium.

Successful Idea Riso Print

£55.00

Work - Successful Idea Risograph "Here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?"   One of 100 limited edition signed risograph prints as seen in the 2014 'Decade in the Shithouse' exhibition. Dimensions: 297mm x 420mm (A3)

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Not Coming In Coaster

£2.99 £1.50

Not Coming In Coaster "So if I keep not coming in, you're going to start not paying me?"   Something's not right with the system. Stick it to the man with a coaster. Rectangle design.   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

Customer Feedback Card

£2.25

Work - Customer Feedback Card   "great to get all this feedback off our new customer forum." "yeah I had no idea we were such a shit company."   For the full Work collection click here. 

Cambridge Card

£2.25

Desperate Business - Cambridge Card   "and I see here you went to Cambridge." "yeah I had to drop something off for someone. I was back by half six."   Perfect your interview technique with this Desperate Business greetings card.   For the full Desperate Business collection click here.  

Work Fuck Off Magnet

£2.99

Work Fuck Off Magnet "I can't come in today so fuck off."   Refer to this fridge magnet whenever you need a day off work.   Get the Fuck Off Work design on a greetings card, mug, coaster, or Risograph print.

Busiest Week Card

£2.25

Work - Busiest Week Card   "I see you've applied for time off during our busiest week." "yeah, hopefully you'll have everything done by the time I get back."   A productivity-boosting work-themed greetings card for the lazy tosser in your life.    For the full Work collection click here.

Lap Dancing Card

£2.25

Interview - Lap Dancing Card   “Ahh now I see from your CV you’ve got tap dancing down as a hobby.” “Yeah that’s actually lap dancing, I can’t type for shit.”   First rule of interviews: focus on your strengths. An inspiring card for jobseekers.

Work Bored Card

£2.25

Work - Bored Card   "I think I'll go home, I'm a bit bored."   Why not? It's your life?   Also available as a coaster, travel wallet and a Risograph print.

Specific Time Card

£2.25

Work - Specific Time Card   "Whoa hang on, so the deal as you see it is - I have to come in almost everyday at a specific time?"   The harsh reality of working life dawns on a new recruit.   For the full Work collection click here.

Narcissist Boss Card

£2.25

Narcissist Boss Card   “Anyway, cheers for all your hard work and here’s a little something from me.”

Dog at Work Card

£2.25

Work - Dog at Work Card   “you can’t bring a dog into work.” “er hello? He’s not actually working.”   Fair point really.    Also available on a coaster.

Maverick Boss Card

£2.25

Maverick Boss Card   “Jean, choose someone at random and send them in please.”

Water Cooler Travel Wallet

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Water Cooler Travel Wallet “Good weekend?” “Yeah I’m still off my fucking tits.”   Nurse a Monday hangover on your commute with this handy travel wallet. This design is also available on other products, check them out here.

Water Cooler Card

£2.25

Water Cooler Card   "Good weekend?" "Yeah I'm still off my fucking tits."   Monday morning work conversations all around the world typified in this Modern Toss card.   Get the Water Cooler cartoon on a magnet, coaster and travel wallet.

Work Fuck Off Riso Print

£55.00

Work Fuck Off Risograph "I can't come in today so fuck off."   One of 100 limited edition signed risograph prints as seen in the 2014 'Decade in the Shithouse' exhibition. Dimensions: 297mm x 420mm (A3)

Water Cooler Magnet

£2.99

Water Cooler Magnet "Good weekend?" "Yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits."   A typical Monday morning work cartoon slapped onto a magnet for your enjoyment. Stick it somewhere metal yeah? That's how magnets work.   You can also get the Water Cooler design on a greetings card, coaster, and travel wallet.  

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Pregnant Time Off Card

£2.25 £1.00

Pregnant Time Off Card   “I’m thinking of getting a woman pregnant, how much time off is it?”   A valid question for anyone planning a family or a bit of a holiday.    Last stock available. This card will not be reprinted!

Interview Texting Card

£2.25

Interview - Texting Card   “Yeah, carry on talking mate, I’ve just got to bang out a couple of texts.”   Good luck with that interview yeah? See you down the job centre.

Ideas Meeting Magnet

£2.99

Ideas Meeting Magnet Stretch your creativity to the limit and get that bonus.  You can also get the Ideas Meeting cartoon on a greetings card, coaster, travel wallet or T-shirt. 

Work Bored Riso Print

£55.00

Word Bored Risograph   "I think I'll go home now, I'm a bit bored" One of 100 limited edition signed risograph prints as seen in the 2014 'Decade in the Shithouse' exhibition. Dimensions: 297mm x 420mm (A3)

Work Book

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Work Book The first Work colleciton by Modern Toss. Sixty-four bang-on-the-nose cartoons about the contemporary workplace. Whether you've already got a job or are simply sitting about wondering what it might be like to have one, this indispensable job joke manual should be right up your flipchart.  WARNING: Contains language actually used in the workplace.

Work Specified Time Riso Print

£55.00

Work Specified Time Risograph "Whoa hang on, so the deal as you see it is - I have to come in almost every day at a specified time?"   One of 100 limited edition signed risograph prints as seen in the 2014 'Decade in the Shithouse' exhibition. Dimensions: 297mm x 420mm (A3)

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Pencil Twitter Card

£2.25 £1.00

Work - Pencil Twitter Card   "have you got a pencil I can borrow?"  "that's brilliant mate, do you mind if I twitter that?"   Know someone who can't get their nose out of Twitter? Signal an intervention with this subtle card.   For the full Work collection click here.

Not Coming In Card

£2.25

Not Coming In Card   "So if I keep not coming in, you're going to start not paying me?"   Always check your contract before you start a new job.   Also available on a coaster. 

Webcam Card

£2.25

Desperate Business - Webcam Card   “We’re exploring new business opportunities. Carry on with the accounts but every time that red light comes on slip your top off.”   On the lookout for a new revenue stream?   For the full Desperate Business collection click here.

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Paternity Leave Card

£2.25 £1.00

Work - Paternity Leave Card   "My wife's just had another baby, it's not mine but can I have a couple of weeks off anyway?"   Know someone who's having a kid? Here's a good way to question their child's paternity in a cheerfully-coloured greetings card.   For the full Work collection click here.

Customer Feedback Riso Print

£55.00

Work - Customer Feedback Risograph "great to get all this feedback off our new customer forum." "yeah I had no idea we were such a shit company."   One of 100 limited edition signed risograph prints as seen in the 2014 'Decade in the Shithouse' exhibition. Dimensions: 297mm x 420mm (A3) 

Work Bollocks

£110.00

Work – Bollocks Your Nut In Giclee Print “Le Boulot ca te couillonne la tete” Translates (roughly) as Work Bollocks Your Nut In. Signed blind stamped giclee print. Limited edition of 100.Dimensions: 42cm x 59.4cm. Delivered in flat package to size of print.

Successful Idea Travel Wallet

£2.99

Successful Idea Travel Wallet "Here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?"   This design is also available on other products, check them out here.

Specific Time Travel Wallet

£2.99

Specific Time Travel Wallet  "Whoa hang on, so the deal as you see it is - I have to come in almost everyday at a specific time?"   This design is also available on other products, check them out here.

Data Analyst Card

£2.25

Data Analyst Card   "this spreadsheet of yours doesn't appear to make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"  

Headphones Meeting Card

£2.25

Headphones Meeting Card    "So there you have it, any questions?" "Run through that again will you, I had my headphones on"

Work From Home Card

£2.25

Work From Home Card   "we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else"  

Ideas & Overtime Mug Set

£16.50

Ideas Meeting and Work at the Weekend Mug Set  A set of mugs suitable for every day of the week.    Comes gift boxed up. Also available individually but you save £3.50 if you buy 'em together.    The Ideas Meeting and Work at the Weekend designs are also available on a load of other shit-naks.

For a Special Lady Card

£2.25

For a Special Lady Card   Because the lady loves... fags and wine in bed. The Special Lady design is also available as a coaster or a fridge magnet.

Pensions Accumulator Card

£2.25

Desperate Business - Pension Accumulator Card   "We don't currently have a pension scheme, but you're welcome to join in the office 7 horse accumulator" "I don't want to rush you but the first race is at 2.45"   For the full Desperate Business collection, click here.

Work Dress Code Card

£2.25

Work Dress Code Card   "We don't have a dress code as such, but I would appreciate it if you could tone it down a bit"   For the full Work collection click here.

Stick It Up Your Arse Card

£2.25

Work - Stick It Up Your Arse Card   "in an ideal world I'd tell you to stick this job up your arse"   For the full Work collection click here.

Work Bi-Lingual Card

£2.25

Interview - Work Bi-Lingual Card   "I see from your CV that you're bilingual" "yeah English and Emoji"   For the full Work collection click here.