Bullshitters Refreshers Card


"I see you took yesterday off for a 'bullshitter's refresher course" "yeah here's my expenses"

Work Retox Clinic Card


"I can't come back to work this week, I've had to book myself in the retox clinic"

Work Team Player Card


"hi sorry I'm late, I couldn't be fucked to get here any quicker"

Work Impressive Reference Card


"very impressive reference" "cheers, I wrote that"

Work Robot Card


"I'm worried about the effects of new technology on my work prospects" "Don't panic, we offered your job to a robot and he didn't want it"


The Working Day Colouring Book

£10.99 £5.49

The Working Day Colouring Book The Working Day colouring book captures the essence of the contemporary workplace while offering you the opportunity to express yourself through the relaxing medium of colouring in. Take some well-earned chill time and immerse yourself in the fractal complexity of a man flagging an important email, someone taking an afternoon Malteser break, a group of workers looking at meal deal options in...

Best of Work Book


Best of Work Book Eighty pages of bang-on-the-nose cartoons set in the contemporary workplace, featuring the very best from the Modern Toss Work cartoon collection. An indispensable manual of job jokes,whether you've got a job, lost a job, or are just sitting around thinking about getting one. Includes Work cartoons as well as choice selections from the comics, the More...

Work at Weekend Mug


2 FOR £20 MIX & MATCH ON ALL MUGS! Work at Weekend Mug "can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Work Fuck Off Mug


2 FOR £20 MIX & MATCH ON ALL MUGS! Work Fuck Off Mug “I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9cm height x 8cm diameter. 

Work Amazing Figures Card


"these end of year figures are amazing" "yeah cheers, I fiddled around with them 'til they were bigger than last year's"

Work Biscuits Card


"right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"

Work Dress Code Card


"We don't have a dress code as such, but I would appreciate it if you could tone it down a bit"  

Work at the Weekend Card


"Can you come in at the weekend?" "̏'ll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything"

Work Shit Meself Card


"If I shit meself can I go home?"

Specific Time Card


"Whoa hang on, so the deal as you see it is - I have to come in almost everyday at a specific time?" The harsh reality of working life dawns on a new recruit.

Executive Burnout Card


"several clients have complained about receiving emails from a 'mistershits@pisscompany.com'" "yeah that'll be me working from home after a few drinks"

Water Cooler Card


"Good weekend?" "Yeah I'm still off my fucking tits." Monday morning work conversations all around the world typified in this Modern Toss card.

Dog at Work Card


"you can't bring a dog into work" "er hello? He's not actually working"" Fair point really.  

Work Bored Card


"I think I'll go home, I'm a bit bored" Why not? It's your life?

Work Fuck Off Card


"I can't come in today so fuck off" Can't decide whether to call in sick of quit your job? This one works both ways yeah?  

Work From Home Card


"we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else"  

Work Bi-Lingual Card


"I see from your CV that you're bilingual" "yeah English and Emoji"

Working Day Jacket Card


Before lunch I leave my jacket on my chair, so if I decide not to come back people think I'm still around somewhere.


Working Day Clear My Mind Card

£2.25 £1.00

As you get nearer to your place of work do you totally clear your mind until there's fuck all in it?

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