Cup of Tea Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Cup of Tea Card "Anyone want a cup of tea?" "Not if you're fucking making it"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Work is Shit Book

£9.99

Work is Shit Book Introducing a brand new collection of pin-sharp and totally hilarious work jokes from Modern Toss. This bang-up-to-date selection explores some of the technological advances which have managed to make work even more shit than it was before, while still acknowledging the more traditional ways that have always made work shit. Warning: Contains language actually used in...

Cup of Tea Mug

£12.00

Cup of Tea Mug NEW! Modern Toss mug yeah? Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Choose any square coaster from the...

Cup of Tea Coaster

£2.99

"Anyone want a cup of tea?" "Not if you're fucking making it" 

Not Interested Mug

£12.00

Not Interested Mug Making a statement with a mug are ya? From Cheese & Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Want something to drink your tea out of...

For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug

£12.00

For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug Protesting with a mug are ya? Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster...

Like No Yeah Protest Mug

£12.00

Like No Yeah Protest Mug Protesting with a mug are ya? Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster...

Weekend Pillhead Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Weekend Pillhead Card "Any hobbies?" "Reading, gardening and I'm also a massive weekend pillhead?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Motivation Course Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Motivation Course Card "How did you get on with that motivation course?" "Yeah it was alright"  You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

A Quick Word Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  A Quick Word Card "Martin, can I have a quick word?" "...arseholes?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Favourite Animal Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Favourite Animal Card "What's your favourite animal?" "Chicken and chips"  Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Columbo Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Columbo Card "Guys, just realised I'm going to have to wrap this meeting up, I've got a 3.15 with Columbo" Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write...

Customer Services Dept Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Customer Services Department Card "Have we got a customer services department?" "Just hang on, they normally stop phoning after a bit"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Interview Details Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Interview Details Card "Can we go over some of these details again?" "Good idea, I can't remember what I said" Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write...

Great Meeting Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Great Meeting Card "Hey great meeting, let's catch up again soon" "Yeah fuck that"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Amphetamines Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Amphetamines Card "So in a nutshell you want to do 12 months work in January and then go home for the rest of the year" "Yeah I'm going to be using a fuck load of Amphetamines so I don't anticipate my problems with it"   You can send this card direct to...

Working From Home Lift Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Working From Home Lift Card "Are you missing the office again?" "Yeah I was just pretending I was stuck in a lift."  You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Working From Home Bookshelves Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Working From Home Bookshelves Card "Hello? Do your bookshelves come with books? I've got a 1.30 zoom meeting and I don't want to look like a total idiot."  Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox...

Ideas Meeting Wrapping Paper

£2.99

Ideas Meeting Wrapping Paper Get your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Ideas Meeting Wrapping Paper. Just say it yeah? Sold in packs of 2, 4 and 6.  Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

Key Strategy Meeting Mug

£12.00

Key Strategy Meeting Mug "first item, Peter would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn't be fucked" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo...

Work Amazing Figures Mug

£12.00

Work Amazing Figures Mug "these end of year figures are amazing" "yeah cheers, I fiddled around with them 'til they were bigger than last year's" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere...

Work Biscuits Mug

£12.00

Work Biscuits Mug "right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo...

Disruption Techniques Card

£2.50

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Disruption Techniques Card "he's very strong at disruption techniques"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Boring Meeting Card

£2.50

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Boring Meeting Card "ok if I look at my phone for a bit, this meeting's boring the fuck out of me"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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