Happy Birthday - Borrow 20 Quid Card
"Dad can I borrow 20 quid to get you a birthday present?"
"How about if I just keep the 20 quid?"
"That works for me, happy birthday yeah!"
Keep it simple with a gift amnesty.
Do What You Fucking Want Card
"It's Your Special Day -
Do What You Fucking Want With it Yeah"
A Stroller greetings card that captures the true
spirit of celebration days: watching TV and doing fuck-all.
Home-clubber - Hurricane Card
"Is that the weather centre? It's my mum's birthday coming up, how much would it cost to have a hurricane named after her? Ideally a category 2 or stronger."
Last editions available. This card will not be reprinted!