The Working Day Colouring Book


The Working Day Colouring Book The Working Day colouring book captures the essence of the contemporary workplace while offering you the opportunity to express yourself through the relaxing medium of colouring in. Take some well-earned chill time and immerse yourself in the fractal complexity of a man flagging an important email, someone taking an afternoon Malteser break, a group of workers looking at meal deal options in...

Mindless Violence Colouring Book


Mindless Violence Colouring Book Achieve a mindful state as you colour in these adrenaline-soaked scenes of mindless violence, created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists. Experience an overwhelming sense of inner peace as you immerse yourself and your pencils in a world of detail and surprises, including: a man bending a lamppost; a woman setting about a fruit tree with a...

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 9


NEW Comic 9: 'Fucking Arseholes Anonymous' Comic 9 is a 64-page collection including brand new classic cartoons from Cheese & Wine, Work, Drive-by Abuser, and Customer Services. Plus new appearances from Bacon Cancer, Quiet Zone, Towel Sculptor and Random Fucking Internment Camp.    


Decade Book

£28.00 £21.00

A Decade in the Shithouse - 2nd Edition FOR A LIMITED TIME 25% OFF!   'The Best Book Ever' -  The Sunday Times Style Magazine 'You will shit yourself laughing.' - The Idler 'Already a contemporary cartoon classic.' - The Guardian 'No one captures the frustrations of modern British life more acutely, or scurrilously, than Modern Toss.' - The Independent  ...

Best of Work Book


Best of Work Book Eighty pages of bang-on-the-nose cartoons set in the contemporary workplace, featuring the very best from the Modern Toss Work cartoon collection. An indispensable manual of job jokes, whether you've got a job, lost a job, or are just sitting around thinking about getting one. Includes Work cartoons as well as choice selections from the comics, the More Work book, and the...

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 8


Modern Toss Comic - Issue 8 ‘Route One Bollocks’ is the eighth Modern Toss comic, with a classic Neapolitan ice cream colour scheme. Really gets your tastebuds pinging about. Sixty-four pages of stripped down, single panel, laugh out loud cartoons. Includes new classics from Drive-by Abuser, Work, Cheese & Wine and debut strips from Casual Labour, Priority Pervert and Legal Highz.

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 7


Modern Toss Comic - Issue 7 The seventh comic in a highly irregular series banged out by cult cartoon swear masters Modern Toss. Featuring all your favourites in it, including pathological party chit chat from Cheese & Wine, Mr Tourette's unique take on cupcake entrepreneurs, and demented scamp Alan who, this time round, empties an improvised shitpipe on an arts festival....

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 6


Modern Toss Comic - Issue 6 Modern Toss Issue 6 - the comic equivalent of poking modern life with a sharp stick. This paperback collection features Modern Toss classics such as Mr Tourette, Fly Talk, and Alan, along with previously unseen strips like Experimental Greetings Cards.

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 5


Modern Toss Comic - Issue 5 Issue 5 of the Modern Toss comic - full of classic foul-mouthed cartoons and cult favourites like Mr Tourette master signwriter, Home Clubber, Cheese & Wine, and Desperate Business. Described as 'irresistibly nihilistic' by The Daily Telegraph who should fucking know a thing or two about that.   

Work Book

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Work Book The first Work colleciton by Modern Toss. Sixty-four bang-on-the-nose cartoons about the contemporary workplace. Whether you've already got a job or are simply sitting about wondering what it might be like to have one, this indispensable job joke manual should be right up your flipchart.  WARNING: Contains language actually used in the workplace.


Desperate Business Book

£7.99 £4.99

Desperate Business Book Laugh in the face of global economic meltdown and double dip recession with Desperate Business, a hilarious collection from cult satirical cartoonists Modern Toss. Sixty-four pages of laugh-out-loud, cutting edge gags plucked fresh from their regular slot in Britain's greatest magazine, Private Eye. Celebrate our national entrepreneurial spirit with this must-have humour compendium.


The F***yeux Tapestry Book

£6.99 £3.99

The F***yeux Tapestry Book This souvenir book celebrates The F***yeux Tapestry, a historic cartoon snapshot created in 6 hours at Somerset House in London on the 28th April 2013. The F***yeux Tapestry holds the record for the longest cartoon to contain the word "fuck" and was draw on one continuous roll of paper by Modern Toss and some other people who...

Modern Toss Comic Issue 4

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Modern Toss Comic Issue 4 Keep bang up to date with it. This product is no longer available to order.  

Modern Toss Comic Issue 3

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Modern Toss Comic Issue 3 The stink of excellence in a world gone tits up. This product is no longer available to order.

Modern Toss Comic Issue 2

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Modern Toss Comic Issue 2 Sit back and enjoy all the early classics .. ! This product is no longer available to order.  

Modern Toss Comic Issue 1

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Modern Toss Comic Issue 1 Sit back and enjoy all the early classics .. ! This product is no longer available to order.

Drive-by Collected Thoughts

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No Longer Available!   The first collection of poetical works by the Drive-by Abuser. Collected Thoughts is a treasure trove of half-baked musings from the maestro of the moped. A beautifully hand-stitched slim volume of vast cultural significance that makes the perfect gift for yourself or someone you know who can read.  Illustrated throughout with an HB pencil.   

Another Book

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Another Book Another Book is the second superb collection of cheerfully offensive jokes from the demented world of cult cartoonists Modern Toss. The familiar cast of misguided idiots - Mr Tourette, Alan, Drive-By Abuser - are joined by a new bunch of fools keen to take a pop. Skilfully harvested from issues 3 and 4 of the comic (now both...

Orange Book

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Orange Book Paperback version of the Modern Toss Book originally released in 2004. Content includes cartoons from issue 1 and 2 of the comics. This product is no longer available to order.

Home Clubber

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All You Can Eat Of – Home-Clubber! Welcome to the world of Home-Clubber, the cut-price Giro philosopher whose ill informed musings and half baked ideas have appeared in The Guardian Guide every Saturday since he finally got out of bed in 2004. Now in one indispensable volume the armchair bound, council-bothering prince of nonsense refills a fresh tumbler of non...