New Card Bundle

£25.00

New Card Bundle All 15 brand new Modern Toss cards in a complete pack suitable for any occasion such as birthdays and people leaving your work; or just general piss-taking.  Save over £8 with this pack. Scroll through the images to see the complete collection yeah?

Disruption Techniques Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Disruption Techniques Card "he's very strong at disruption techniques"

Plants on Desk Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Plants on Desk Card "we have a 'no plants on desk' rule" "it's actually made of plastic?"

Dogs Pet Shop Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Dogs Pet Shop Card "and this is our most domesticated breed" "before I go anywhere, ask them how fast their broadband speed is at home"  

Ed Sheeran Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Ed Sheeran Card "Alexa, play Ed Sheeran" "do I have to?"  

Bonus Department Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Bonus Department Card "I got this work finished quicker than normal, what way is it to the bonus department?"

Perfume Request Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Perfume Request Card "I'm after some perfume but I don't know what it's called, it's the one with an advert where a bloke kicks a wall down and tells some people to go away, then I'm pretty sure he rides off on a horse while a woman has an argument with an eagle in French...

Boring Meeting Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Boring Meeting Card "ok if I look at my phone for a bit, this meeting's boring the fuck out of me"

Water Cooler Bat Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Water Cooler Bat Card "what did you do at the weekend?" "I smashed my house up with a bat"

Over Confident Applicant Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Over Confident Applicant Card "well I think that went really well" "cheers nice one mate, let's all go out and get fucking wankered yeah"

Getting Home Early Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Getting Home Early Card "ok what does success look like to everyone?" "getting home early?"

Box Sets Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Box Sets Card "you off out?" "yeah, I've seen this episode, give us a tenner or I'll tell you what happens next"

Homework Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Homework Card "your essay's very good but the spelling is appalling" "yeah I like to add my personal voice to stuff I've downloaded off the internet"

Awkward Cunt Drink Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Awkward Cunt Drink Card "can I get you a drink sir?" "I dunno, can you?"  

Couch to 5k Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Couch to 5k Card "yeah, I'm thinking of doing the couch to 5k programme? Can I take a look at your couches?"

Walk in Wardrobe Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Walk in Wardrobe Card "We've had an emergency call from a woman who's lost in a walk in wardrobe?"

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