Work Desktop Calendar 2020

£8.99

Work Desktop Calendar 2020 The formidable A5 Desktop Calendar has returned fresh to the Modern Toss shop and is ready to tell you what day it is. This time delivered in a bold magenta. Suitable for your desk, worktop, or wherever the fuck you want. Contains historical dates of birthdays and notable people. A personal favourite: February 03, National Sickie Day. Facetime...

TeNeues Wall Calendar 2020

£10.99

TeNeues Wall Calendar 2020 Stick this big square fucker on your wall and never forget the date again. 300 millimeters square of funny as fuck, non-sweary Toss greatness presented in light-blue fashion. Enough space to scribble words down in the spaces on the dates. Genius, innit?                              ...

Work is Shit Book

£9.99

Work is Shit Book Introducing a brand new collection of pin-sharp and totally hilarious work jokes from Modern Toss. This bang-up-to-date selection explores some of the technological advances which have managed to make work even more shit than it was before, while still acknowledging the more traditional ways that have always made work shit. Warning: Contains language actually used in...

Tossary of Terms Book

£9.99

Welcome to Tossary of Terms, the first in an illustrated dictionary series produced by cult cartoonists Modern Toss. This book identifies and defines, with new words and phrases, a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.  The fast changing modern scene chucks up stuff faster than we can nail it down and label it. The...

FOMT Membership

£35.00

Annual membership benefits: Arsehole for a Brain Level An impressive plastic card with your name written on it next to your membership level 'Arsehole for a Brain’ embossed in stunning silver lettering (updated yearly) Members login with an automatic 10% off in our shop, anytime day or night Access to members only pages and archive print sales An A2 folded...

Christmas Mystery Box

£5.00

Modern Toss Christmas Mystery Box Dunno what to get someone for Christmas? Thinking about buying them a box of mysterious shit from Modern Toss yeah? Fucking risk taker. I wouldn't have the nerve! See you 'round yeah?!                          Contents worth over 20 quid!              ...

Christmas Premium Mystery Box

£10.00

Modern Toss Premium Mystery Box Wanna avoid looking like a tight fucker? Gonna get the Premium one instead yeah? Still only spending a tenner on a box of random shit. Fuck it. Why not, it's your life!  Contents well worth over 30 quid!                                  ...

Punctuation Box

£28.00

Punctuation Box Know a geek or are a geek? Bang one of these Punctuation bundles in your basket and save around 8 quid.  Contains: Can't Be Fucked Mug Apostrophe Mug Can't Be Fucked Notebook What Do You Bookmark Paris Hat Card Apostrophe Card Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, the Punctuation collection has recently emerged as one of Modern Toss'...

Christmas Mood Book

£9.99

Eighty pages of seasonal cartoon excellence! Contains a hand-picked selection of our greatest festive hits, trussed up in one bumper blowout book. Includes new cartoons!

Work Fuck Off Socks

£8.99

The ultimate work sock, contains a powerful message which remains hidden underneath the bottom of trouser leg, unless you’re wearing shorts or a skirt. Mens shoe size 7-11 80% Cotton 19% Polyamade 1% Elastane

Periodic Table of Swearing Socks

£8.99

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to advances in weaving technology, is available to wear on your feet as a pair of socks. Contains 14 handpicked swear elements beautifully knitted into this classic argyle style design. Mens shoe size 7-11 80% Cotton 19% Polyamade 1% Elastane

Ideas Meeting Mug

£12.00

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Periodic Table Mug

£12.00

The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking. Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Work at Weekend Mug

£12.00

"can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Work Fuck Off Mug

£12.00

“I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. 

Periodic Table A5 Notebook

£8.99

Periodic Table of Swearing Notebook One of the 21st century's most cutting edge designs has been stuck on the cover of a notebook. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 swear elements including personal favourites, 'Stinks Like Piss', 'Who's The Prat In The Corner' and 'Stupid Cunt.' Perfect for taking notes in class or at work, while sneakily swearing...

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category. 

Festive Shit Wrap

£2.50

Festive Shit Wrap Get your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Festive Shit Wrapping paper for the full Toss effect this Christmas. Sold in packs of 2. Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

Work Wrapping Paper

£2.50

Work Wrapping Paper Get your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Work Wrapping Paper featuring a range of Work cartoons. Sold in packs of 2.  Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 10

£6.99

Comic 10: 'Shit for Brains' - Signed by Jon & Mick. Introducing the 10th comic from Modern Toss - a brand new 64-page collection of single panel jokes covering a range of topics from retail to relationships and featuring classic cartoons from all the favourites: Work, Cheese & Wine and Awkward Cunt. Plus brand new hilarity from Liberty Taker, Legal...

Ideas Meeting Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Ideas Meeting Notebook "don't think about it just say it" "fuck you"

Working Day Lie Down Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Working Day Lie Down Notebook "When I get in from work, I like to have a drink and a lie down."

Work Team Player Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Work Team Player Notebook "hi sorry I'm late, I couldn't be fucked to get here any quicker"

Chill Out Yeah Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Chill Out Yeah Notebook "how much is your meditation course?" "80 quid" "well that's fucking wound me right up for a start"

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