Toss Playing Cards

£12.00

Modern Toss Playing Cards Thinking of playing a card game? Might as well use these fuckers straight from the World of Toss. With extra Jokers. STOCK NOW IN!

Desktop Calendar 2022

£8.99

NOW IN STOCK! Thinking about trying to do something on specific day or work out when your birthday is?This 365 day calendar will help you, contains notable dates and birthdays of notable people. Size: A5 with insert stand

Wall Calendar 2022

£12.99

NOW IN STOCK! Thinking about trying to do something on specific day or work out when your birthday is?This 365 day calendar will help you, contains notable dates and birthdays of notable people. Size: A3 with looped hanger and more space to write shit.

Motivational Pencil Set

£9.99

NEW! Motivational Pencil Set Need some motivation to get back on it after this shitstorm of a year? FUCKING WADE IN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS YEAH! One for every day of the week.

Inspirational Pencil Set

£9.99

NEW! Inspirational Pencil Set Need some further inspiration, with a bit less swearing, to get back on track after this shitstorm of a year? DON'T GIVE UP TILL YOU REACH LUNCHTIME! One for every day of the week.

Work is Shit Bag

£7.99

Le Travail C'est la Merde Bag French innit. Roughly translates to Work is Shit, which it is. We've done a reprint, so you can flash this round the office or at home like you don't care. STOCK NOW IN!

Drive-By Poetry Book

£9.99

NEW! Hardback Collection of Drive-By Abuser Poetry, happily tackling any subject in the world and making some sense of it. Alright? Thumbing through a book yeah? Admiring its epic sweep? Must be a classic. I should know, I fucking wrote it. FREE DRIVE BY CARD WITH EVERY BOOK PURCHASE WHILE STOCK LASTS

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category.  2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS

Flies of the British Isles Tea Towel

£12.00

Flies of the British Isles Tea Towel Wipe the fuck out of your dishes with a Modern Toss tea towel. 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS

Tossary of Terms Book

£9.99

Welcome to Tossary of Terms, the first illustrated dictionary series by Modern Toss. This book identifies and defines, with new words and phrases, a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.  The fast changing modern scene chucks up stuff faster than we can nail it down and label it. The ear grease on a smart...

Work is Shit Book

£9.99

Work is Shit Book Introducing a brand new collection of pin-sharp and totally hilarious work jokes from Modern Toss. This bang-up-to-date selection explores some of the technological advances which have managed to make work even more shit than it was before, while still acknowledging the more traditional ways that have always made work shit. Warning: Contains language actually used in...

Periodic Table of Swearing Print

£375.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Print (10th Anniversary Heavy Metals Edition) The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic. It represents man’s first real attempt to take the international language of swearing and turn it into a systematic grid based on the chemical elements. It has featured in many design magazines and was included in Taschen’s Information...

Cup of Tea Mug

£12.00

Cup of Tea Mug NEW! Modern Toss mug yeah? Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Choose any square coaster from the...

For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug

£12.00

For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug Protesting with a mug are ya? Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster...

Not Interested Mug

£12.00

Not Interested Mug Making a statement with a mug are ya? From Cheese & Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Want something to drink your tea out of...

Christmas Mood Book

£9.99

Eighty pages of seasonal cartoon excellence! Contains a hand-picked selection of our greatest festive hits, trussed up in one bumper blowout book. Includes new cartoons!

Swear Tree Letterpress Print

£100.00

Partridge in a Swear Tree Letterpress Last few available. Signed, stamped and numbered.

Periodic Table A5 Notebook

£8.99

Periodic Table of Swearing Notebook One of the 21st century's most cutting edge designs has been stuck on the cover of a notebook. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 swear elements including personal favourites, 'Stinks Like Piss', 'Who's The Prat In The Corner' and 'Stupid Cunt.' Perfect for taking notes in class or at work, while sneakily swearing...

Periodic Table Mouse Mat

£9.99

Periodic Table Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Data Analyst Mouse Mat

£9.99

Data Analyst Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

The Working Day Mouse Mat

£9.99

The Working Day Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Periodic Table of Swearing Magnet Set

£9.99

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again! Magnet sheet dimensions 164mm x 260mm....

Ideas Meeting Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 OR A6 FORMAT - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "don't think about it just say it" "fuck you"

Working Day Lie Down Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 AND A6 SIZE - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "When I get in from work, I like to have a drink and a lie down."

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