Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category. Also available as a mug, magnet set, and poster.
Le Travail C'est La Merde Bag (Work is Shit) Cart around your work stuff in this statement cotton shopper and hope your boss doesn't speak badly-translated French. Screen printed 38x42cm long-handled natural cotton bag. The 'Work is Shit' design is also available on a t-shirt and limited edition print.