Ebayer Card

£2.95

"You're not buying more stuff off eBay?" "Yeah, I got a good deal on a storage container so I've got to buy a load of stuff to justify it'   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Selfie Card

£2.95

"Excuse me, could you take a photo of us" "What do you mean like a selfie but without my face in it?'   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Pro-Ageing Card

£2.95

"Got any pro-ageing cream? I wanna get served in an off licence"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Botox Special Card

£2.95

"If I put any more in you won't be able to move anything" "That's what I'm after love, I've got a big poker tournament coming up"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Mountain Climb Card

£2.95

Share some Toss Inspirationals on a greeting card.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Dream Writer Card

£2.95

Share some Toss Inspirationals on a greeting card.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Best Version Card

£2.95

Share some Toss Inspirationals on a greeting card.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Sorry Card

£2.95

Sorry yeah.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Festival Card

£2.95

"That's the wardrobe up, where shall we stick the tent"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Lip Service Card

£2.95

"II dunno, there were a couple back there I quite liked, can you talk me through them again?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Twitter Symptoms Card

£2.95

"yeah I don't know what's wrong with you, but if you like I can bang your symptoms out on twitter and see what we get back"  Get well soon yeah. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Back In The Day Card

£2.95

"See that field with the animal in it, I was fully off me nut right by that sheep trough back in '89"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

'Avin it Card

£2.95

"Mum, grandad's talking about acid house again"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Weekend Pillhead Card

£2.95

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Weekend Pillhead Card "Any hobbies?" "Reading, gardening and I'm also a massive weekend pillhead?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Greeting Pipe Card

£2.95

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Greeting Pipe Card "Ding Dong" who the fuck's that...   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Smart Bin Card

£2.95

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... ' Smart Bin Card "Not eating that lettuce then? Managed the chips though yeah, you fat cunt."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Garden Centre Card

£2.95

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Garden Centre Card "I wanna start growing my own food, you got any pizza seeds?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Bird Feeder Card

£2.95

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Bird Feeder Card "I started putting food out for them, now I can't keep up with their demands"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Drive-By Texter Card

£2.95

Drive-By Texter Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection... "sending a text? leving out som leters yeah" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Drive-By Shopper Card

£2.95

Drive-By The Shopper Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection... "whack it on the plastic!" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Drive-By Matchstick Card

£2.95

Drive-By Matchstick Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection...  "that's life mate, don't come running to me"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Drive-By Golf Card

£2.95

Drive-By Golf Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection...     "you playing golf are ya? yeah!" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Drive-By TV Quipster Card

£2.95

Drive-By TV Quipster Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection...     "Quipping about things are ya?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Drive-By Sunbather Card

£2.95

Drive-By Sunbather Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection...       "it's alright for some innit"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

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