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"well I think that went really well" "cheers nice one mate, let's all go out and get fucking wankered yeah" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

New Job Phone Signal Card

£2.50

"Congratulations you've got the job!" "I dunno if I can work here, I'm only getting one bar on me phone" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

New Job Specific Time Card

£2.50

"Whoa hang on, so the deal as you see it is - I have to come in almost every day at a specific time?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Working Day Lie Down Card

£2.50

Work Team Player Card

£2.50

Work From Home Card

£2.50

"we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Bollocks To This Card

£2.50

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Stick It Up Your Arse Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.50

Work Fuck Off Card

£2.50

"I can't come in today so fuck off" Can't decide whether to call in sick of quit your job? This one works both ways yeah? You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Interview Details Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Interview Details Card "Can we go over some of these details again?" "Good idea, I can't remember what I said" Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write...

Favourite Animal Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Favourite Animal Card "What's your favourite animal?" "Chicken and chips" Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Weekend Pillhead Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Weekend Pillhead Card "Any hobbies?" "Reading, gardening and I'm also a massive weekend pillhead?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Bang out Texts Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.25

"Yeah, carry on talking mate, I've just got to bang out a couple of texts" Good luck with that interview yeah? See you down the job centre. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Pensions Accumulator Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.25

"We don't currently have a pension scheme, but you're welcome to join in the office 7 horse accumulator" "I don't want to rush you but the first race is at 2.45" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Not Coming In Card

£2.50

"So if I keep not coming in, you're going to start not paying me?" Always check your contract before you start a new job. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Face Like A Shitflap Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Face Like A Shitflap Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. Send this card direct to your mates or family with a...

Face Like A Wanker Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Face Like A Wanker Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. You can send this card direct to your mates or family...

Pissed As A Cunt Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Pissed As A Cunt Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. You can send this card direct to your mates or...

You Stupid Fucking Cunt Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - You Stupid Fucking Cunt The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. You can send this card direct to your mates or...

Buggering Old Twat Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Buggering Old Twat Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. You can send this card direct to your mates or family...

You Look Like A Tit Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - You Look Like A Tit Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. You can send this card direct to your...

Mother Fucking Arsehole Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Mother Fucking Arsehole Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. You can send this card direct to your mates or family...

Prat In A Hat Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Prat In A Hat Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. You can send this card direct to your mates...

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Leaving Yeah Card

New Job Wankered Card

New Job Phone Signal Card

New Job Specific Time Card

Working Day Lie Down Card

Work Team Player Card

Work From Home Card

Bollocks To This Card

Stick It Up Your Arse Card

Work Fuck Off Card

Interview Details Card

Favourite Animal Card

Weekend Pillhead Card

Bang out Texts Card

Pensions Accumulator Card

Not Coming In Card

Face Like A Shitflap Card

Face Like A Wanker Card

Pissed As A Cunt Card

You Stupid Fucking Cunt Card

Buggering Old Twat Card

You Look Like A Tit Card

Mother Fucking Arsehole Card

Prat In A Hat Card

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