Tossary of Terms Book

£9.99

Welcome to Tossary of Terms, the first in an illustrated dictionary series produced by cult cartoonists Modern Toss. This book identifies and defines, with new words and phrases, a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.  The fast changing modern scene chucks up stuff faster than we can nail it down and label it. The...

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Work Desktop Calendar 2019

£8.99 £4.49

NOW 50% OFF WHILE STOCK LASTS! A compact A5 calendar ideal for sticking on a work desk. Featuring 12 hilarious Work cartoons and essential Modern Toss key dates throughout the year!    

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Modern Toss Mini Grid Calendar 2019

£5.99 £2.99

NOW 50% OFF WHILE STOCK LASTS! Modern Toss has collaborated with TeNeues to bring a new mini grid calendar (18 x 18cm) with everyday jokes, guaranteed to keep you laughing all year round. Share the love of Toss with all friends and family! Please note: these calendars do NOT contain swearing.

Mindless Violence Colouring Book

£10.99

Mindless Violence Colouring Book Achieve a mindful state as you colour in these adrenaline-soaked scenes of mindless violence, created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists. Experience an overwhelming sense of inner peace as you immerse yourself and your pencils in a world of detail and surprises, including: a man bending a lamppost; a woman setting about a fruit tree with a...

The Weekend Colouring Book

£10.99

The Weekend Colouring Book Express your end-of-week frustrations by colouring in images depicting the joys of Saturday supermarket shopping, botched DIY projects, attending children’s sports games, visiting the in-laws, buying a takeaway and going out on the lash - the perfect catharsis in preparation for the looming spectre of Monday morning The Weekend colouring book captures the pleasures, challenges, and ridiculousness of...

The Working Day Colouring Book

£10.99

The Working Day Colouring Book The Working Day colouring book captures the essence of the contemporary workplace while offering you the opportunity to express yourself through the relaxing medium of colouring in. Take some well-earned chill time and immerse yourself in the fractal complexity of a man flagging an important email, someone taking an afternoon Malteser break, a group of workers looking at meal deal options in...

Mindlessness Colouring Book

£10.99

Mindlessness Colouring Book Modern Toss invites you to explore the mood-boosting art of Mindlessness: sixty-four inspiring pages featuring easily distracted people indulging their mental urges with no concern for real world consequences. Follow a cast of absent-minded men and women as they explore what happens when a series of everyday tasks are approached with a completely empty mind. Includes a...

Work Fuck Off Socks

£8.99

The ultimate work sock, contains a powerful message which remains hidden underneath the bottom of trouser leg, unless you’re wearing shorts or a skirt. Mens shoe size 7-11 80% Cotton 19% Polyamade 1% Elastane

Periodic Table of Swearing Socks

£8.99

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to advances in weaving technology, is available to wear on your feet as a pair of socks. Contains 14 handpicked swear elements beautifully knitted into this classic argyle style design. Mens shoe size 7-11 80% Cotton 19% Polyamade 1% Elastane

Rainbow Shit Scribblers

£10.99

Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribbler Set The first major breakthrough in pencil technology for many decades. Our ‘Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers’ come in a pack of 12; that’s 24 colours, each with their own unique descriptive name such as: Universal Urine, Colon Sunset, and Supermarket Mince.

Can't Be Fucked Mug

£12.00

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is now back in mug form! 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! "People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked any more." "Luck of the draw, mate. I was long-term unemployed until some bloke invented email."   Comes in a gift...

Apostrophe Business Mug

£12.00

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is now back in mug form!  2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! "How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive, turned out he was after a straight plural."   Comes in a gift...

Work at Weekend Mug

£12.00

 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! "can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Ideas Meeting Mug

£12.00

 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! "don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Work Fuck Off Mug

£12.00

 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! “I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. 

Periodic Table Mug

£12.00

 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking.   Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Periodic Table Poster

£8.50

Periodic Table Poster The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic. With over 100 swear elements to choose from, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your mates again! Poster size is A2

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category. 

Decade Book

£28.00

'The Best Book Ever' – The Sunday Times Style Magazine  'You will shit yourself laughing.' – The Idler 'Already a contemporary cartoon classic.' – The Guardian 'No one captures the frustrations of modern British life more acutely, or scurrilously, than Modern Toss.' – The Independent This incredible collection documents the Modern Toss story from the very beginning, with 560pages and...

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 10

£6.99

Comic 10: 'Shit for Brains' Introducing the 10th comic from Modern Toss - a brand new 64-page collection of single panel jokes covering a range of topics from retail to relationships and featuring classic cartoons from all the favourites: Work, Cheese & Wine and Awkward Cunt. Plus brand new hilarity from Liberty Taker, Legal Longshots, and Pete Peters.     ...

Alan Warhol Silkscreen Print

£90.00

Artists Proofs  These 7 colour artist proofs were produced in preparation for the original sold out edition. They are signed and blind stamped but not numbered. Finished size is 43x50cm. While stocks last yeah!

Punctuation Print

£100.00

Good news for anyone who missed out on the red run of this popular print first time round, we've produced a smart new version in blue. It's a cracker! Two-colour signed silkscreen print.Limited blind stamped edition of 300. Dimensions: 70cm x 23 cm

Customer Services Kitchen Riso Print

£55.00

Customer Services Kitchen Riso Print "this kitchen I bought off you, has given me manic depression."   One of 100 limited edition signed risograph prints as seen in the 2014 'Decade in the Shithouse' exhibition. Dimensions: 297mm x 420mm (A3)