Ideas Meeting Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Ideas Meeting Notebook "don't think about it just say it" "fuck you"

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Work Amazing Figures Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Work Amazing Figures Notebook "these end of year figures are amazing" "yeah cheers, I fiddled around with them 'til they were bigger than last year's"

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Working Day Lie Down Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Working Day Lie Down Notebook "When I get in from work, I like to have a drink and a lie down."

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Work Team Player Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Work Team Player Notebook "hi sorry I'm late, I couldn't be fucked to get here any quicker"

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Chill Out Yeah Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Chill Out Yeah Notebook "how much is your meditation course?" "80 quid" "well that's fucking wound me right up for a start"

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Water Cooler Travel Wallet

£2.99 £1.50

"Good weekend?" "Yeah I'm still off my fucking tits" Nurse a Monday hangover on your commute with this handy travel wallet.  

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Early Retirement Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Early Retirement "I'm thinking of taking an early retirement" "how early?" "about 2.30"

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Work Robot Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Work Robot Notebook "I'm worried about the effects of new technology on my work prospects" "Don't panic, we offered your job to a robot and he didn't want it"...

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Customer Services Bookmark

£2.99

Customer Services Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'this book I bought off you, is fucking shit'

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Can't Be Fucked Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Punctuation Can't Be Fucked Notebook "this spreadsheet of yours doesn't make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"

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Ideas Meeting Bookmark

£2.99

Ideas Meeting Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'don't think about it, just say it!' 'fuck you'

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Apostrophe Business Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Punctuation Apostrophe Business Notebook "How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive,...

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Fucking Arseholes Anonymous Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Fucking Arseholes Anonymous Notebook "hello my name's Peter and I'm a fucking arsehole"

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Work Biscuits Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Work Biscuits Notebook "right Steve, come on what are you bringing the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"

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Grandad Book Bookmark

£2.50

Grandad Book Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'look Grandad's bought you a book' 'how'd you turn it on?'

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Data Analyst Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Data Analyst Notebook "this spreadsheet of yours doesn't make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"

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Sign Up Don't Turn Up Bookmark

£2.99

Sign Up Don't Turn Up Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'Do you do a 'Sign Up, Don't Turn Up' package?'

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Brow Bar Bookmark

£2.99

Brow Bar Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'I've got a big meeting coming up, can you make me look I'm really interested'

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Punctuation Can't Be Fucked Bookmark

£2.99

Punctuation Can't Be Fucked Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked anymore.' 'Luck of the drawer mate, I was long term unemployed until some block invented email.'

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Married an Idiot Postcard

£1.75

Married an Idiot Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

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Work at Weekend Bookmark

£2.99

Work at Weekend Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'can you come in at the weekend?' 'I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything'

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Punctuation What Do You Do Bookmark

£2.99

Punctuation What Do You Do Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'And what do you do?' 'Traditionally, I indicate an elaboration of something that went just before me, but since texting came along I've been doing a lot of work with the old end bracket here.' 'Yeah we've been run off our feet lately, people can't leave us alone.'

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Postcard Bundle

£18.00

Postcard Bundle All 13 Postcards whacked into a bundle. Save a few quid as well yeah?

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Staying Together Postcard

£1.75

Staying Together Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

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