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2017 Work Calendar

£10.99 £3.99

NEW! Work Calendar 2017 A large square 2017 wall calendar. Featuring 12 hilarious Work cartoons and essential dates throughout the year, such as: that time Keith Richards fell out of a tree in Fiji, when the clocks go back (so you can take a sickie from jet-lag), and the date Ronnie Pickering said: "Do you know who I am? I'm Ronnie fucking Pickering."...

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2017 Desktop Work Calendar

£8.99 £4.49

Work Desktop Calendar 2017 A compact A5 calendar ideal for sticking on a work desk. Featuring 12 hilarious Work cartoons and essential dates throughout the year, such as: that time Keith Richards fell out of a tree in Fiji, when the clocks go back (so you can take a sickie from jet-lag), and the date Ronnie Pickering said: "Do you know who...

Work Postcard Set

£10.99

NEW! Work Postcard Set This Modern Toss postcard set contains 20 bang-on-the-nose cartoons about the contemporary workplace from our highly collectable Work series. Whether you’ve already got a job or are just sitting about, wondering what it might be like to have one, this indispensable collection of postcards should be right up your flipchart. Use them to ask for a...

Drive-By Abuser Postcard Set

£10.99

NEW! Drive-By Abuser Postcard Set With a brain so sharp you can almost hear it thinking, the scooter-bound Drive-by Abuser will happily tackle any subject in the world and make some sense of it for you. Wearing a hat, climbing a mountain, the social status of brie on the cheese scene – he’s had a crack at all of them....

Stroller Postcard Set

£10.99

NEW! Stroller Postcard Set Ever thought about sending your boss a postcard featuring him being serviced from behind by a cart horse? Well you can now, thanks to this surreal and highly collectable Stroller postcard set. Stick ‘em on your wall or reach out and touch a friend with this selection of beautifully-crafted designs celebrating some totally unique and magic...

NEW! Rainbow Shit Scribblers

£10.99

Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribbler Set The first major breakthrough in pencil technology for many decades. Our ‘Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers’ come in a pack of 12; that’s 24 colours, each with their own unique descriptive name such as: Universal Urine, Colon Sunset, and Supermarket Mince. Combine with our new colouring books, Mindless Violence and The Working Day for the full colouring experience.

Ideas & Overtime Mug Set

£16.50

Ideas Meeting and Work at the Weekend Mug Set  A set of mugs suitable for every day of the week.    Comes gift boxed up. Also available individually but you save £3.50 if you buy 'em together.    The Ideas Meeting and Work at the Weekend designs are also available on a load of other shit-naks.

Work & Weekend Mug Set

£16.50

Work and Weekend Mug Set  Fuck them both, yeah? A tasty set of mugs for weekdays and weekends.   Comes gift boxed up. Also available individually but you save £3.50 if you buy 'em together.    The Work Fuck Off and Weekend Ikea designs are also available on a load of other shit-naks.

Periodic Table Mug

£9.99

Periodic Table of Swearing Mug Best Seller! The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking.    Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   You can also get the Periodic Table of Swearing design on a tea...

Work at Weekend Mug

£9.99

Work at Weekend Mug "can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   Available in a set with the Ideas Meeting mug here. The Work at the Weekend cartoon can also be found on a greetings card.

Ideas Meeting Mug

£9.99

Idea Meeting Mug   "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   Available in a set with the Work at Weekend Mug here. The Ideas Meeting cartoon can also be found as a greetings card, poster, magnet and much more here.

Work Fuck Off Mug

£9.99

Work Fuck Off Mug “I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   Ideal for work appraisals and sick days.   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.  Available in a set with the Fuck Ikea mug here. This design is also available on a greetings card, a coaster, a fridge magnet, or Risograph print....

Ikea Mug

£9.99

"Let's go to Ikea." "Fuck Ikea."   Choose tea, not meatballs yeah?   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   The Fuck Ikea cartoon can also be found on a greetings card and a coaster. Special offer: buy the Ikea and Work mugs as a set for £16.50!

Work is Shit Bag

£5.99

Le Travail C'est La Merde Bag (Work is Shit) Cart around your work stuff in this statement cotton shopper and hope your boss doesn't speak badly-translated French.   Screen printed 38x42cm long-handled natural cotton bag. The 'Work is Shit' design is also available on a t-shirt and limited edition print.

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Work Ideas Book Set

£10.99 £6.59

Work Ideas Book Set A set of three A5 notebooks to inspire your productivity. Featuring:   Ideas Meeting "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you." Successful Idea "here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?" Headphones Meeting "so there you have it, any questions?" "run through that again will you, I...

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Shit Scribbler Pencil

£1.99 £1.50

Shit Scribbler Pencil Solid rectangle carpenter-style pencil. Get scribbling yeah? L 180mm x W 15mm x H 7mm

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Periodic Table Magnet Set

£12.00 £7.20

Periodic Table of Swearing Magnet Set The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again!...

Periodic Table Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category.  Also available as a mug, magnet set, and poster. 

Periodic Mug & Coaster Set

£10.99

Periodic Mug & Coaster Set Maximise your swearing options with this Periodic Table of Swearing Mug and coaster combo.    Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to match your Periodic mug, including: Work Fuck Off Successful Idea Fuck Ikea Line Manager Dog at Work Bored as Arseholes Water Cooler Ideas Meeting Weekend Test Pot Work from Home Data Analyst...

Overtime Mug & Coaster Set

£10.99

Overtime Mug & Coaster Set Keep a hold of your overtime rage with some calming work shit-naks.   Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Work at the Weekend Mug, including: Work Fuck Off Successful Idea Fuck Ikea Line Manager Dog at Work Bored as Arseholes Water Cooler Ideas Meeting Weekend Test Pot Work from Home Data Analyst...

Ideas Mug & Coaster Set

£10.99

Ideas Mug & Coaster Set Mug it up with some inspirational work shit-naks yeah? Nice one. Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Ideas Meeting Mug, including: Work Fuck Off                                 Successful Idea Fuck Ikea Line Manager Dog at Work Bored as...

Fuck Work Mug & Coaster Set

£10.99

Fuck Work Mug & Coaster Set Something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Classic combo! Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Work Fuck Off Mug, including: Work Bored Work Fuck Off Successful Idea Fuck Ikea Line Manager Dog at Work Bored as Arseholes Water Cooler Ideas...

Ikea Mug & Coaster Set

£10.99

Ikea Mug & Coaster Set Mix and match your favourite coaster with a timeless Weekend Ikea Mug.  Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list, including: Work Fuck Off Successful Idea Fuck Ikea Line Manager Dog at Work Bored as Arseholes Water Cooler Ideas Meeting Weekend Test Pot Work from Home Data Analyst Work Biscuits Or mix and match with one of our...

Data Analyst Coaster

£2.99

Data Analyst Coaster "this spreadsheet of yours doesn't appear to make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"    This design is also available as a greetings card.

Work from Home Coaster

£2.99

Work from Home Coaster "we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else."    This design is also available as a greetings card.

Weekend Test Pot Coaster

£2.99

Weekend Test Pot Coaster "I fucking hate that colour."    This design is also available as a greeting card.

Fuck Ikea Coaster

£2.99

Fuck Ikea Coaster "let's go to Ikea" "fuck Ikea."    This design is also available as a greetings card and a mug.

Bored as Arseholes Coaster

£2.99

Bored as Arseholes Coaster "I see from your afternoon tweet that you’re 'bored as fucking arseholes" “yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me”   Also available as a greetings card.

Dog at Work Coaster

£2.99

Dog at Work Coaster "you can't bring a dog into work." "er hello? He's not actually working."   This design is also available on a greetings card.

Line Manager Coaster

£2.99

Line Manager Coaster “how are you getting on with your new line manager?” “he’s a fucking cunt.”   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

Successful Idea Coaster

£2.99

Successful Idea Coaster “Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s really massively successful?”   A classic Work cartoon immortalised in coaster form. Also available as a greetings card, notebook and risograph print.

Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

Ideas Meeting Coaster "don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"   An inspiring coaster to get you ready for that Monday morning meeting. For the full Ideas Meeting collection click here.

Water Cooler Coaster

£2.99

Water Cooler Coaster  "good weekend?" "yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits."    For more 'Water Cooler' products click here.

Work Fuck Off Coaster

£2.99

Work Fuck Off Coaster "I can't come in today so fuck off." Be assertive at work with this bright and inspiring coaster.   For more 'Work Fuck Off' products click here.

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Remote Control Coaster

£2.99 £1.50

Remote Control Coaster “hello?” “yeah it’s me, have you seen the remote control anywhere?”   At least you'll know where your mug is, if you put it on this coaster.   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

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Not Coming In Coaster

£2.99 £1.50

Not Coming In Coaster "So if I keep not coming in, you're going to start not paying me?"   Something's not right with the system. Stick it to the man with a coaster. Rectangle design.   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

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Kick Back Coaster

£2.99 £1.50

Kick Back Coaster Kick Back Yeah You've Earned It A classy Stroller coaster to celebrate your commitment to your work.  Rectangle design.   Check out our full Stroller range here.

Executive Work Bored Wallet

£4.99

Executive Work Bored Wallet This executive-style padded travel wallet comes with a handy excuse for quitting work early:  "I'm a bit bored, I think I'll go home."   Dimensions:  99mm x 70mm Materials: PVU Leather with Silver Embossed cartoon.

Ideas Meeting Travel Wallet

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Ideas Meeting Travel Wallet “don’t think about it, just say it” “fuck you”   A classic Work cartoon to inspire you on your morning commute.  This design is also available on other products, check them out here.

Successful Idea Travel Wallet

£2.99

Successful Idea Travel Wallet "Here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?"   This design is also available on other products, check them out here.

Water Cooler Travel Wallet

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Water Cooler Travel Wallet “Good weekend?” “Yeah I’m still off my fucking tits.”   Nurse a Monday hangover on your commute with this handy travel wallet. This design is also available on other products, check them out here.

Specific Time Travel Wallet

£2.99

Specific Time Travel Wallet  "Whoa hang on, so the deal as you see it is - I have to come in almost everyday at a specific time?"   This design is also available on other products, check them out here.

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Drive-by Abuser Travel Wallet

£2.99 £1.50

Drive-by Abuser Travel Wallet Somewhere to put your travel card that reminds you that you put your travel card in it. A daily dose of Drive-By Abuser for your commute:  “Alright, storing your travel card in a little plastic wallet? Why not, you only live once, go for it yeah!”

Successful Idea Magnet

£2.99

Successful Idea Magnet "Here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?"   This design is also available as a greetings card, coaster, travel wallet and riso print.

Ideas Meeting Magnet

£2.99

Ideas Meeting Magnet Stretch your creativity to the limit and get that bonus.  You can also get the Ideas Meeting cartoon on a greetings card, coaster, travel wallet or T-shirt. 

Work Fuck Off Magnet

£2.99

Work Fuck Off Magnet "I can't come in today so fuck off."   Refer to this fridge magnet whenever you need a day off work.   Get the Fuck Off Work design on a greetings card, mug, coaster, or Risograph print.

Water Cooler Magnet

£2.99

Water Cooler Magnet "Good weekend?" "Yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits."   A typical Monday morning work cartoon slapped onto a magnet for your enjoyment. Stick it somewhere metal yeah? That's how magnets work.   You can also get the Water Cooler design on a greetings card, coaster, and travel wallet.  

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Special Lady Magnet

£2.99 £1.50

Special Lady Magnet Show your special lady just how much you appreciate her with a fridge magnet. That'll do, won't it? She likes magnets. She can stick it on the fridge.   This design is also available on a greetings card and a coaster.

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Buy More Shit Magnet

£2.99 £1.50

Buy More Shit Telling it like it is. "Buy more shit or we're all fucked." (This message was totally not in any way endorsed or commissioned by the government.)   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

NEW Work Biscuits Coaster

£2.99

NEW Work Biscuits Coaster "right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"