Flies of the British Isles Tea Towel

£12.00

Flies of the British Isles Tea Towel Wipe the fuck out of your dishes with a Modern Toss tea towel.

Work Biscuits Tea Towel

£12.00

Work Biscuits Tea Towel Wipe the fuck out of your dishes with a Modern Toss tea towel.  

Ideas Meeting Tea Towel

£12.00

Ideas Meeting Tea Towel Wipe the fuck out of your dishes with a Modern Toss tea towel.

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category. 

Toss Playing Cards

£12.00

Modern Toss Playing Cards Thinking of playing a card game? Might as well use these fuckers straight from the World of Toss. With extra Jokers. STOCK NOW IN!

Work Fuck Off Mug

£12.00

“I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.  Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Work Fuck Off...

Cup of Tea Mug

£12.00

Cup of Tea Mug NEW! Modern Toss mug yeah? Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Cup of Tea Mug...

Not Interested Mug

£12.00

Not Interested Mug Making a statement with a mug are ya? From Cheese & Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo...

For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug

£12.00

For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug Protesting with a mug are ya? Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your For...

Like No Yeah Protest Mug

£12.00

Like No Yeah Protest Mug Protesting with a mug are ya? Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Like...

Key Strategy Meeting Mug

£12.00

Key Strategy Meeting Mug "first item, Peter would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn't be fucked" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster...

Work Amazing Figures Mug

£12.00

Work Amazing Figures Mug "these end of year figures are amazing" "yeah cheers, I fiddled around with them 'til they were bigger than last year's" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up...

Work Biscuits Mug

£12.00

Work Biscuits Mug "right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster...

Work at Weekend Mug

£12.00

Keep ahold of your overtime rage with some calming work shit-naks. "can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Work at the Weekend Mug. Coaster...

Ideas Meeting Mug

£12.00

Ideas Meeting Mug Mug it up with some inspirational work shit-naks yeah? Nice one. "don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you" Comes in a gift box.  Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Choose any coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Ideas Meeting mug. Coaster dimensions: 10cm x 10cm Square

Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Mug The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking. Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Maximise your swearing options with this Periodic of Table Swearing Mug and coaster combo.  Choose any coaster from the drop-down list to match...

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Wall Calendar 2022

£12.99 £10.39

SOLD OUT! Thinking about trying to do something on specific day or work out when your birthday is?This 365 day calendar will help you, contains notable dates and birthdays of notable people. Size: A3 with looped hanger and more space to write shit.

Inspirational Pencil Set

£9.99

NEW! Inspirational Pencil Set Need some further inspiration, with a bit less swearing, to get back on track after this shitstorm of a year? DON'T GIVE UP TILL YOU REACH LUNCHTIME! One for every day of the week.

Great Meeting Mouse Mat

£9.99

Great Meeting Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Working From Home Mouse Mat

£9.99

Working From Home Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

A Quick Word Mouse Mat

£9.99

A Quick Word Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Data Analyst Mouse Mat

£9.99

Data Analyst Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

The Working Day Mouse Mat

£9.99

The Working Day Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Work Biscuits Mouse Mat

£9.99

Work Biscuits Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

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