Seasonal Bollock Stick

£9.99

A build-your-own die-cut desktop Christmas tree featuring Alan as a festive tree topper. Stands at 28cm high. Festive, yeah? See the Seasonal Bollock Stick rotate through 360 degrees in this exclusive video. Requires minimal construction skills - watch the how-to video here. Dimensions: Packaged: 28.5cm x 19cm Assembled: 28cm x 17cm x 8cm

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Work Postcard Set

£10.99 £5.99

Work Postcard Set This Modern Toss postcard set contains 20 bang-on-the-nose cartoons about the contemporary workplace from our highly collectable Work series. Whether you’ve already got a job or are just sitting about, wondering what it might be like to have one, this indispensable collection of postcards should be right up your flipchart. Use them to ask for a raise,...

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Drive-By Abuser Postcard Set

£10.99 £5.99

Drive-By Abuser Postcard Set With a brain so sharp you can almost hear it thinking, the scooter-bound Drive-by Abuser will happily tackle any subject in the world and make some sense of it for you. Wearing a hat, climbing a mountain, the social status of brie on the cheese scene – he’s had a crack at all of them. This...

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Stroller Postcard Set

£10.99 £5.99

Stroller Postcard Set Ever thought about sending your boss a postcard featuring him being serviced from behind by a cart horse? Well you can now, thanks to this surreal and highly collectable Stroller postcard set. Stick ‘em on your wall or reach out and touch a friend with this selection of beautifully-crafted designs celebrating some totally unique and magic moments....

Rainbow Shit Scribblers

£10.99

Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribbler Set The first major breakthrough in pencil technology for many decades. Our ‘Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers’ come in a pack of 12; that’s 24 colours, each with their own unique descriptive name such as: Universal Urine, Colon Sunset, and Supermarket Mince. Combine with any of our colouring books for the full colouring experience - BUY ANY 2 FOR...

Periodic Table Mug

£12.00

The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking.   Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Work at Weekend Mug

£12.00

"can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Ideas Meeting Mug

£12.00

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Work Fuck Off Mug

£12.00

“I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. 

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Work Ideas Book Set

£10.99 £6.59

Work Ideas Book Set A set of three A5 notebooks to inspire your productivity. Featuring:   Ideas Meeting "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you." Successful Idea "here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?" Headphones Meeting "so there you have it, any questions?" "run through that again will you, I...

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category. 

Periodic Mug & Coaster Set

£13.50

Periodic Mug & Coaster Set Maximise your swearing options with this Periodic of Table Swearing Mug and coaster combo.  Choose any coaster from the drop-down list to match your Periodic mug. Coaster dimensions: 10cm x 10cm Square Mug dimensions: 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Gift-boxed. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Ideas Mug & Coaster Set

£13.50

Ideas Mug & Coaster Set Mug it up with some inspirational work shit-naks yeah? Nice one. Choose any coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Ideas Meeting mug. Mug dimensions: 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Gift-boxed. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Coaster dimensions: 10cm x 10cm Square

Data Analyst Coaster

£2.99

"this spreadsheet of yours doesn't appear to make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"  

Work from Home Coaster

£2.99

"we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else."  

Weekend Test Pot Coaster

£2.99

"I fucking hate that colour."  

Fuck Ikea Coaster

£2.99

"let's go to Ikea" "fuck Ikea."

Bored as Arseholes Coaster

£2.99

"I see from your afternoon tweet that you’re 'bored as fucking arseholes" “yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me”  

Dog at Work Coaster

£2.99

"you can't bring a dog into work." "er hello? he's not actually working."  

Line Manager Coaster

£2.99

“how are you getting on with your new line manager?” “he’s a fucking cunt.”

Successful Idea Magnet

£2.99

"Here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?"

Successful Idea Coaster

£2.99

“Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s really massively successful?”  

Special Lady Magnet

£2.99

Show your special lady just how much you appreciate her with a fridge magnet. That'll do, won't it? She likes magnets. She can stick it on the fridge.  

Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"