Rainbow Shit Scribblers

£10.99

Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribbler Set The first major breakthrough in pencil technology for many decades. Our ‘Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers’ come in a pack of 12; that’s 24 colours, each with their own unique descriptive name such as: Universal Urine, Colon Sunset, and Supermarket Mince.

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Periodic Table Mug

£12.00

2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking.   Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

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Work at Weekend Mug

£12.00

 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! "can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

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Ideas Meeting Mug

£12.00

 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! "don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

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Work Fuck Off Mug

£12.00

 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! “I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. 

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Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category. 

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Periodic Mug & Coaster Set

£13.50

Periodic Mug & Coaster Set Maximise your swearing options with this Periodic of Table Swearing Mug and coaster combo.  Choose any coaster from the drop-down list to match your Periodic mug. Coaster dimensions: 10cm x 10cm Square Mug dimensions: 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Gift-boxed. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

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Ideas Mug & Coaster Set

£13.50

Ideas Mug & Coaster Set Mug it up with some inspirational work shit-naks yeah? Nice one. Choose any coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Ideas Meeting mug. Mug dimensions: 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Gift-boxed. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Coaster dimensions: 10cm x 10cm Square

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Data Analyst Coaster

£2.99

"this spreadsheet of yours doesn't appear to make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"  

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Work from Home Coaster

£2.99

"we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else."  

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Weekend Test Pot Coaster

£2.99

"I fucking hate that colour."  

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Bored as Arseholes Coaster

£2.99

"I see from your afternoon tweet that you’re 'bored as fucking arseholes" “yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me”  

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Dog at Work Coaster

£2.99

"you can't bring a dog into work." "er hello? he's not actually working."  

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Line Manager Coaster

£2.99

“how are you getting on with your new line manager?” “he’s a fucking cunt.”

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Successful Idea Magnet

£2.99

"Here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?"

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Successful Idea Coaster

£2.99

“Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s really massively successful?”  

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Special Lady Magnet

£2.99

Show your special lady just how much you appreciate her with a fridge magnet. That'll do, won't it? She likes magnets. She can stick it on the fridge.  

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Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"  

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Water Cooler Coaster

£2.99

"good weekend?" "yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits."  

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Water Cooler Magnet

£2.99

"Good weekend?" "Yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits." A typical Monday morning work cartoon slapped onto a magnet for your enjoyment. Stick it somewhere metal yeah? That's how magnets work.

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Work Fuck Off Coaster

£2.99

"I can't come in today so fuck off."  

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Work Fuck Off Magnet

£2.99

"I can't come in today so fuck off." Refer to this fridge magnet whenever you need a day off work.  

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Successful Idea Travel Wallet

£2.99

"Here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?"  

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Executive Work Bored Wallet

£4.99

This executive-style padded travel wallet comes with a handy excuse for quitting work early: "I'm a bit bored, I think I'll go home." Dimensions: 99mm x 70mm Materials: PVU Leather with Silver Embossed cartoon.

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