Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

£12.00

BACK IN STOCK! The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking. 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Work Fuck Off Mug

£12.00

“I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”  2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. 

Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"  

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category.  2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS

Ideas Meeting Mug

£12.00

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"  2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Line Manager Coaster

£2.99

“how are you getting on with your new line manager?” “he’s a fucking cunt.”

Bored as Arseholes Coaster

£2.50

"I see from your afternoon tweet that you’re 'bored as fucking arseholes" “yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me”  

Work at Weekend Mug

£12.00

"can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything." 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Dog at Work Coaster

£2.99

"you can't bring a dog into work." "er hello? he's not actually working."  

Periodic Mug & Coaster Set

£13.50

Periodic Mug & Coaster Set Maximise your swearing options with this Periodic of Table Swearing Mug and coaster combo.  Choose any coaster from the drop-down list to match your Periodic mug. Coaster dimensions: 10cm x 10cm Square Mug dimensions: 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Gift-boxed. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

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Successful Idea Coaster

£2.99 £1.99

“Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s really massively successful?”  

Data Analyst Coaster

£2.99

"this spreadsheet of yours doesn't appear to make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"  

Work Fuck Off Coaster

£2.99

"I can't come in today so fuck off."  

Work from Home Coaster

£2.99

"we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else."  

Periodic Table of Swearing Magnet Set

£9.99

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again! Magnet sheet dimensions 164mm x 260mm....

Ideas Mug & Coaster Set

£13.50

Ideas Mug & Coaster Set Mug it up with some inspirational work shit-naks yeah? Nice one. Choose any coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Ideas Meeting mug. Mug dimensions: 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Gift-boxed. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Coaster dimensions: 10cm x 10cm Square

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Apostrophe Business Mug

£12.00 £7.50

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is back in mug form! "How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive, turned out he was after a straight plural."  BUY 2 PUNCTUATION MUGS FOR A TENNER! Comes in a gift box....

Work Biscuits Coaster

£2.99

"right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"  

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Can't Be Fucked Mug

£12.00 £7.50

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is back in mug form! "People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked any more." "Luck of the draw, mate. I was long-term unemployed until some bloke invented email."  BUY 2 PUNCTUATION MUGS FOR A TENNER! Comes in a gift box....

Company Calendar Card

£2.50

"what's all these photos of you naked?" "just letting you know what I've got if you need to do a company calendar"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Fuck Work Mug & Coaster Set

£13.50

Something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Classic combo! Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Work Fuck Off Mug. Coaster dimensions:10cm x 10cm Square Mug dimensions: 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Gift-boxed. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Work Fuck Off Magnet

£2.99

"I can't come in today so fuck off." Refer to this fridge magnet whenever you need a day off work.  

Water Cooler Magnet

£2.99

"Good weekend?" "Yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits." A typical Monday morning work cartoon slapped onto a magnet for your enjoyment. Stick it somewhere metal yeah? That's how magnets work.

Special Lady Magnet

£2.99

Show your special lady just how much you appreciate her with a fridge magnet. That'll do, won't it? She likes magnets. She can stick it on the fridge.  

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