Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category. 

Periodic Table Mug

£12.00

2 FOR £20 MIX & MATCH ON ALL MUGS! Periodic Table Mug The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking.     Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Periodic Table of Swearing Socks

£8.99

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to advances in weaving technology, is available to wear on your feet as a pair of socks. Contains 14 handpicked swear elements beautifully knitted into this classic argyle style design. Mens shoe size 7-11 80% Cotton 19% Polyamade 1% Elastane

Periodic Table Poster

£8.50

Periodic Table Poster The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic. With over 100 swear elements to choose from, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your mates again! Poster size is A2

Periodic Table of Swearing Magnet Set

£9.99

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again! Magnet sheet dimensions 164mm x 260mm....

Periodic Table of Swearing Phone Case

£14.99

Got a phone yeah? Why not look after it with this high-quality phone case from the House of Toss. Scratch resistant, thin but strong as fuck and made out of some ultra durable wipe clean polycarbon bollocks. These snap-on cases cover the back and sides of the phone with easy access to all holes for sticking wires in. Next day...

Periodic Table A5 Notebook

£8.99

Periodic Table of Swearing Notebook One of the 21st century's most cutting edge designs has been stuck on the cover of a notebook. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 swear elements including personal favourites, 'Stinks Like Piss', 'Who's The Prat In The Corner' and 'Stupid Cunt.' Perfect for taking notes in class or at work, while sneakily swearing...

Periodic Table Wrapping Paper

£2.50

Periodic Table Wrapping Paper The ultimate 21st century design printed onto some wrapping paper, so you can call someone a 'Fucking Pissflap' and give them a gift at the same time! Sold in packs of 2. Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

You Stupid Fucking Cunt Card

£2.25

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - You Stupid Fucking Cunt The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. Combine that with the bold, punchy swearing element plastered on the...

Fucking Old Bastard Card

£2.25

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Fucking Old Bastard Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. Combine that with the bold, punchy swearing element plastered on the...

Prat In A Hat Card

£2.25

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Prat In A Hat Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. Combine that with the bold, punchy swearing element plastered on...

Pissed As A Cunt Card

£2.25

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Pissed As A Cunt Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. Combine that with the bold, punchy swearing element plastered on the...

Face Like A Shitflap Card

£2.25

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Face Like A Shitflap Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. Combine that with the bold, punchy swearing element plastered on the front...

Mother Fucking Arsehole Card

£2.25

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Mother Fucking Arsehole Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. Combine that with the bold, punchy swearing element plastered on the front...

You Look Like A Tit Card

£2.25

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - You Look Like A Tit Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. Combine that with the bold, punchy swearing element plastered...

Buggering Old Twat Card

£2.25

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Buggering Old Twat Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. Combine that with the bold, punchy swearing element plastered on the front...

Bloody Fucking Hell Card

£2.25

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Bloody Fucking Hell Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. Combine that with the bold, punchy swearing element plastered on the front...

Face Like A Wanker Card

£2.25

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Face Like A Wanker Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. Combine that with the bold, punchy swearing element plastered on the front...

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