'Avin it Card

£2.50

"Mum, grandad's talking about acid house again"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Not Interested Mug

£12.00

Not Interested Mug Making a statement with a mug are ya? From Cheese & Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and...

For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug

£12.00

For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug Protesting with a mug are ya? 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster from...

Like No Yeah Protest Mug

£12.00

Like No Yeah Protest Mug Protesting with a mug are ya? 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter   Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster...

Drive By Poetry Book

£9.99

NEW! Hardback Collection of Drive By Abuser Poetry, happily tackling any subject in the world and making some sense of it. Alright? Thumbing through a book yeah? Admiring its epic sweep? Must be a classic. I should know, I fucking wrote it.

Buy More Shit Poster

£9.99

Buy More Shit or We're all Fucked Poster  This classic piece of subversive messaging from 2008 is now available as an inspirational poster to hang in your office or retail outlet post COVID. Poster size is A3: 297mm x 420mm.   Check out other Buy More Shit products here!  

Museum of Rave Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Museum of Rave Card "You got a chill out room? Me dad's having a massive flashback"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Flies of the British Isles Tea Towel

£12.00

Flies of the British Isles Tea Towel Wipe the fuck out of your dishes with a Modern Toss tea towel. 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS

Work Biscuits Tea Towel

£12.00

Work Biscuits Tea Towel Wipe the fuck out of your dishes with a Modern Toss tea towel. 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS

Ideas Meeting Tea Towel

£12.00

Ideas Meeting Tea Towel Wipe the fuck out of your dishes with a Modern Toss tea towel. 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS

Key Strategy Meeting Mug

£12.00

Key Strategy Meeting Mug "first item, Peter would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn't be fucked" 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it...

Work Amazing Figures Mug

£12.00

Work Amazing Figures Mug "these end of year figures are amazing" "yeah cheers, I fiddled around with them 'til they were bigger than last year's" 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to...

Work Biscuits Mug

£12.00

Work Biscuits Mug "right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?" 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it...

Chillaxative Card

£2.50

Tossary of Terms card range - Chillaxative Card From the Tossary of Terms book which identifies and defines new words and phrases with a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and...

Pauled Pork Card

£2.50

Tossary of Terms card range - Pauled Pork Card Lifted from The Tossary of Terms, which identifies and defines new words and phrases for a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below...

You Look Like A Tit Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - You Look Like A Tit Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your...

Prat In A Hat Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Prat In A Hat Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates...

Fucking Old Bastard Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Fucking Old Bastard Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates or...

Couch to 5k Card

£2.50

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards...  "yeah, I'm thinking of doing the couch to 5k programme? Can I take a look at your couches?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Work is Shit Book

£9.99

Work is Shit Book Introducing a brand new collection of pin-sharp and totally hilarious work jokes from Modern Toss. This bang-up-to-date selection explores some of the technological advances which have managed to make work even more shit than it was before, while still acknowledging the more traditional ways that have always made work shit. Warning: Contains language actually used in...

Tossary of Terms Book

£9.99

Welcome to Tossary of Terms, the first illustrated dictionary series by Modern Toss. This book identifies and defines, with new words and phrases, a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.  The fast changing modern scene chucks up stuff faster than we can nail it down and label it. The ear grease on a smart...

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Play To Win Card

£2.50 £1.25

"You Play To Win" A Stroller card for the discerning sportsman.

Beer In Bed Card

£2.50

"On Your Special Day" Celebrate someone's birthday by bringing them a beer in bed. And this Stroller card. Sorted.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Do What You Want Card

£2.50

"It's Your Special Day - Do What You Fucking Want With it Yeah" A Stroller greetings card that captures the true spirit of celebration days: watching TV and doing fuck-all.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

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