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2017 Work Calendar

£10.99 £3.99

NEW! Work Calendar 2017 A large square 2017 wall calendar. Featuring 12 hilarious Work cartoons and essential dates throughout the year, such as: that time Keith Richards fell out of a tree in Fiji, when the clocks go back (so you can take a sickie from jet-lag), and the date Ronnie Pickering said: "Do you know who I am? I'm Ronnie fucking Pickering."...

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2017 Desktop Work Calendar

£8.99 £4.49

Work Desktop Calendar 2017 A compact A5 calendar ideal for sticking on a work desk. Featuring 12 hilarious Work cartoons and essential dates throughout the year, such as: that time Keith Richards fell out of a tree in Fiji, when the clocks go back (so you can take a sickie from jet-lag), and the date Ronnie Pickering said: "Do you know who...

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Periodic Table Magnet Set

£12.00 £7.20

Periodic Table of Swearing Magnet Set The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again!...

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Work Ideas Book Set

£10.99 £6.59

Work Ideas Book Set A set of three A5 notebooks to inspire your productivity. Featuring:   Ideas Meeting "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you." Successful Idea "here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?" Headphones Meeting "so there you have it, any questions?" "run through that again will you, I...

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Shit Scribbler Pencil

£1.99 £1.50

Shit Scribbler Pencil Solid rectangle carpenter-style pencil. Get scribbling yeah? L 180mm x W 15mm x H 7mm

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Desperate Business Book

£7.99 £4.99

Desperate Business Book Laugh in the face of global economic meltdown and double dip recession with Desperate Business, a hilarious collection from cult satirical cartoonists Modern Toss. Sixty-four pages of laugh-out-loud, cutting edge gags plucked fresh from their regular slot in Britain's greatest magazine, Private Eye. Celebrate our national entrepreneurial spirit with this must-have humour compendium.

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Not Coming In Coaster

£2.99 £1.50

Not Coming In Coaster "So if I keep not coming in, you're going to start not paying me?"   Something's not right with the system. Stick it to the man with a coaster. Rectangle design.   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

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Remote Control Coaster

£2.99 £1.50

Remote Control Coaster “hello?” “yeah it’s me, have you seen the remote control anywhere?”   At least you'll know where your mug is, if you put it on this coaster.   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

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Kick Back Coaster

£2.99 £1.50

Kick Back Coaster Kick Back Yeah You've Earned It A classy Stroller coaster to celebrate your commitment to your work.  Rectangle design.   Check out our full Stroller range here.

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Special Lady Coaster

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Special Lady Coaster Don't stain your bedside table with wine marks, put it on a coaster yeah? Rectangle design.   This design is also available on other products, check them out here.

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Buy More Shit Magnet

£2.99 £1.50

Buy More Shit Telling it like it is. "Buy more shit or we're all fucked." (This message was totally not in any way endorsed or commissioned by the government.)   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

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Special Lady Magnet

£2.99 £1.50

Special Lady Magnet Show your special lady just how much you appreciate her with a fridge magnet. That'll do, won't it? She likes magnets. She can stick it on the fridge.   This design is also available on a greetings card and a coaster.

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Drive-by Abuser Travel Wallet

£2.99 £1.50

Drive-by Abuser Travel Wallet Somewhere to put your travel card that reminds you that you put your travel card in it. A daily dose of Drive-By Abuser for your commute:  “Alright, storing your travel card in a little plastic wallet? Why not, you only live once, go for it yeah!”

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The F***yeux Tapestry Book

£6.99 £3.99

The F***yeux Tapestry Book This souvenir book celebrates The F***yeux Tapestry, a historic cartoon snapshot created in 6 hours at Somerset House in London on the 28th April 2013. The F***yeux Tapestry holds the record for the longest cartoon to contain the word "fuck" and was draw on one continuous roll of paper by Modern Toss and some other people who...

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Protest Poster - No Yeah?

£8.50 £4.25

Protest Poster - No Yeah? Thinking about having a go at someone about something, but not sure where you’re coming from? Try sticking one of these multi purpose protest posters on yer wall! Dimensions: A2

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Mentalist Card

£2.25 £1.00

Happy Birthday Mentalist Card "Happy Birthday Mentalist" Wish the mentalist in your life a happy birthday with this Stroller greetings card.

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Space Argument Card

£2.25 £1.00

Space Argument Card   "Stick this flag in over there."  "You fucking do it."   Space Argument designs are also available on men's t-shirts, posters and signed giclee prints. 

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Pregnant Time Off Card

£2.25 £1.00

Pregnant Time Off Card   “I’m thinking of getting a woman pregnant, how much time off is it?”   A valid question for anyone planning a family or a bit of a holiday.    Last stock available. This card will not be reprinted!

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Pencil Twitter Card

£2.25 £1.00

Work - Pencil Twitter Card   "have you got a pencil I can borrow?"  "that's brilliant mate, do you mind if I twitter that?"   Know someone who can't get their nose out of Twitter? Signal an intervention with this subtle card.   For the full Work collection click here.

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Craft Course Card

£2.25 £1.00

Home-clubber - Craft Course Card   “I’ve been on a traditional writing course learning how to write a letter with a pen and a piece of paper. All I’ve got to do now is scan it in and e-mail it to someone.”   Home-clubber turns his hand to vintage arts and crafts.

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Paternity Leave Card

£2.25 £1.00

Work - Paternity Leave Card   "My wife's just had another baby, it's not mine but can I have a couple of weeks off anyway?"   Know someone who's having a kid? Here's a good way to question their child's paternity in a cheerfully-coloured greetings card.   For the full Work collection click here.

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Filth Addict Card

£2.25 £1.00

Filth Addict Card   Happy birthday to all Grand Designs and pornography enthusiasts.

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Salsa Lessons Card

£2.25 £1.00

Salsa Lessons Card   "Well you wouldn't come to salsa lessons."   Also available as part of a Relationships card bundle. 

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Buy More Shit Card

£2.25 £1.00

Buy More Shit or We're All Fucked Card   Getting to the core of what 'Keep Calm and Carry On' is really all about.   Also available as a magnet!  

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He Fucked my Wife Card

£2.25 £1.00

Cheese & Wine - He Fucked my Wife Card   "so how do you know Peter?” “he fucked my wife.”   For the full Cheese & Wine collection click here.  

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Piss on Barbecue Card

£2.25 £1.00

Cheese & Wine Piss on Barbecue Card   "Has anyone seen Gerry?" "Having a bloody nightmare with the barbecue, every time I turn my back it goes out."   For the full Cheese & Wine collection click here. 

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Horse Fucking Service Card

£2.25 £1.00

Mr. Tourette - Horse Fucking Service Card   "Ah hello Mr Tourette. I need a sign advertising my exclusive thoroughbred equine stud service. They're all cup winners. That one could fill a coke bottle while I'm talking to you." "Leave it with me." Later... 'HORSE FUCKING SERVICE' "Jeeping shit." "How much for 20 minutes with my pony? It's her birthday."   For the...

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Sex Tourists Card

£2.25 £1.00

Mr Tourette - Sex Tourists Card   "Aah Mr Tourette, we need a brand new livery for our executive city flier jet service. We're looking for a solution that will work for the international market." "You're talking my language." Later... 'SEX TOURISTS'  "Oh my Christ." "I know what you're thinking, a bit gloomy."   For the full Mr. Tourette collection...

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Tourette Whore Card

£2.25 £1.00

Mr. Tourette - Whore Card   "Ahh Mr Tourette, could you paint a For Sale sign for my house?"  "Of course."  'WHORE'  "Oh my God, this is not what I wanted."  "What are you, some sort of cunt? I still want paying."   For the full Mr. Tourette collection click here.

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Shithole Business Card

£2.25 £1.00

Mr Tourette - Shithole Business Card   “I need a sign for my new concept mobile restaurant, I wheel you around a supermarket, you buy the food then I heat it up in the microwave under the sea. It’s for people that live on the go 24-7-365.” “No problem, that’ll look good with a big bit of plywood on top...

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What Are You? Card

£2.25 £1.00

Mr Tourette - What Are You? Card   "What are you, some sort of cunt?" (T'es qui toi, une sorte de con?)   For the full Mr. Tourette collection click here. 

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Still Want Paying Card

£2.25 £1.00

Mr Tourette - Still Want Paying Card   "I still want fucking paying" (Je veux qu’en meme mon putain d’paiement)   For the full Mr. Tourette collection click here.

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Health Crisps Card

£2.25 £1.00

Health Crisps Card   "Hello, have you come for your annual check up?" "No, I just wondered if you had any change for the crisp machine."  

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Smoking Aerobics Card

£2.25 £1.00

Smoking Aerobics Card   “That high intensity speed aerobics class you’re advertising, is it smoking or non-smoking? “

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Weekend Remote Card

£2.25 £1.00

Weekend Remote Card   "Hello?" "Yeah it's me, have you seen the remote control anywhere?"   Modern life at the weekend in an attractive shade of blue.  Buy the coaster, and if you're lucky, someone might make you a cup of tea. 

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Family Tree Card

£2.25 £1.00

Home-clubber - Family Tree Card   "I've been researching my family tree on the internet, so far all I've found is a picture of my sister naked with a lorry driver."   Indulge in some genealogy with this Home Clubber greetings card.   Last editions available. This card will not be reprinted!

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Hurricane Card

£2.25 £1.00

Home-clubber - Hurricane Card   "Is that the weather centre? It's my mum's birthday coming up, how much would it cost to have a hurricane named after her? Ideally a category 2 or stronger."   Last editions available. This card will not be reprinted!

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