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NEW! Hardback Collection of Drive-By Abuser Poetry, happily tackling any subject in the world and making some sense of it. Alright? Thumbing through a book yeah? Admiring its epic sweep? Must be a classic. I should know, I fucking wrote it. FREE UK SHIPPING ON ALL BOOKS AND COMICS! PLUS FREE DRIVE BY CARD WITH THIS BOOK WHILE STOCK LASTS.

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The Weekend Colouring Book

~~£10.99~~ £7.99

The Weekend Colouring Book Express your end-of-week frustrations by colouring in images depicting the joys of Saturday supermarket shopping, botched DIY projects, attending children’s sports games, visiting the in-laws, buying a takeaway and going out on the lash - the perfect catharsis in preparation for the looming spectre of Monday morning The Weekend colouring book captures the pleasures, challenges, and ridiculousness of...

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 6

~~£6.99~~ £3.50

Comic 6 - Le Travail C'est la Merde Modern Toss Issue 6 - the comic equivalent of poking modern life with a sharp stick. This paperback collection features Modern Toss classics such as Fly Talk and Alan, along with previously unseen strips like Experimental Greetings Cards. FREE UK SHIPPING ON ALL BOOKS AND COMICS!

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 7

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 7 The seventh comic in a highly irregular series banged out by cult cartoon swear masters Modern Toss. Featuring all your favourites in it, including pathological party chit chat from Cheese & Wine, Mr. T's unique take on cupcake entrepreneurs, and demented scamp Alan who, this time round, empties an improvised shitpipe on an arts festival....

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 8

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Comic 8 - Route One Bollocks ‘Route One Bollocks’ is the eighth Modern Toss comic, with a classic Neapolitan ice cream colour scheme. Really gets your tastebuds pinging about. Sixty-four pages of stripped down, single panel, laugh out loud cartoons. Includes new classics from Drive-by Abuser, Work, Cheese & Wine and debut strips from Casual Labour, Priority Pervert and Legal Highz. FREE...

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 10

~~£6.99~~ £3.50

Comic 10: Shit for Brains Introducing the 10th comic from Modern Toss - a brand new 64-page collection of single panel jokes covering a range of topics from retail to relationships and featuring classic cartoons from all the favourites: Work, Cheese & Wine and Awkward Cunt. Plus brand new hilarity from Liberty Taker, Legal Longshots, and Pete Peters. FREE...

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The Working Day Colouring Book

~~£10.99~~ £7.99

The Working Day Colouring Book The Working Day colouring book captures the essence of the contemporary workplace while offering you the opportunity to express yourself through the relaxing medium of colouring in. Take some well-earned chill time and immerse yourself in the fractal complexity of a man flagging an important email, someone taking an afternoon Malteser break, a group of workers looking at meal deal options in...

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Can't Be Fucked Mug

~~£12.00~~ £7.50

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is back in mug form! "People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked any more." "Luck of the draw, mate. I was long-term unemployed until some bloke invented email." 2 FOR £10 ON PUNCTUATION MUGS Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher...

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Apostrophe Business Mug

~~£12.00~~ £7.50

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is back in mug form! "How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive, turned out he was after a straight plural." 2 FOR £10 ON PUNCTUATION MUGS Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher...

Mystery Card Box

£10.00

Modern Toss Mystery Card Box Got a load of shit you wanna get rid of yeah? Charging a tenner for it as well are ya? I wouldn't have the fucking nerve. See you around yeah! Contains 16 cards/postcards - worth well over 40 quid! ...

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Goat Present Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.50

"d'you get any good presents?" "yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... Unbelievable." You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Christmas Walk Card

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Mince Pie Card

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Mince Pie Christmas Card "next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie" "I've got a fucking mince pie" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Swear Tree Card

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A Partridge in a Swear Tree Christmas Card Includes a word-search for the kids. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Cheese & Wine Goose Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.50

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Moody Cunt Christmas Card

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Seagull Cutbacks Card

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"we thought we'd try something a bit different this year." "is that a seagull?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Recipe Book Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.50

"oh thanks a TV chef recipe book." "yeah sorry I couldn't think what the fuck to get you." You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Cheese & Wine Decorations Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.50

Cheese & Wine Decorations Christmas Card "All our Christmas cards are totally hand made this year." "I wondered why it all looked so fucking shit." This one is dedicated to Kirsty Allsopp. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your...

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Christmas Argument Card

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Christmas Argument Card "yeah all good here thanks, we've had the meal and we're just getting ready for the argument." You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Seasonal Yesteryear Card

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Seasonal Cutbacks Kids Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.50

"Sorry kids the figures just aren't stacking up, we're going to have to make a couple of you redundant." You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Family Tree Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.50

"I've been doing the family tree and it turns out none of us are related." "Can we all go home then?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Drive-By Poetry Book

The Weekend Colouring Book

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 6

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 7

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 8

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 10

The Working Day Colouring Book

Can't Be Fucked Mug

Apostrophe Business Mug

Mystery Card Box

Goat Present Card

Christmas Walk Card

Mince Pie Card

Swear Tree Card

Cheese & Wine Goose Card

Moody Cunt Christmas Card

Seagull Cutbacks Card

Recipe Book Card

Cheese & Wine Decorations Card

Christmas Argument Card

Seasonal Yesteryear Card

Seasonal Cutbacks Kids Card

Family Tree Card

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