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Mugs - Reduced!

£12.00 £9.50

Perfect condition mugs at reduced price due to damaged gift box. Available as: Work Fuck Off Mug Work at Weekend Mug Periodic Table of Mug  

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Mr. Tourette Card Bundle

£7.50

All 8 Mr Tourette cards for £7.50! This is what's included: Shit Butler Card Commuter Mood Card Shithole Business Card Cash Rapists Card Sex Tourists Card Whore Card What Are You? Card Horse Fucking Service Card When they're gone, they're gone.

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Cheese & Wine Card Bundle

£5.00

The full set of Cheese & Wine cards for £5. Bargain! Here's what's included: Gerry Hug Card Real Ale Card Interest Rates Card Minding My Business Card When they're gone, they're gone!

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Classic Toss Card Bundle

£6.50

9 classic Modern Toss cards for £6.5. That's just over 70p a card! This bundle includes: Play to Win Card Twitter Symptoms Card Invisible Arseholes Card Smoking Aerobics Card Space Argument Card Customer Services Book Card Bodywork You/Me Card Last Orders Card Smells Like Money Card When they're gone, they're gone!

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Work Card Bundle

£5.00

Cards from our best selling collection as a bundle, at almost half price! Here are the Work cards included: Work Bi-Lingual Card Lap Dancing Card Webcam Card Narcissist Boss Card Work Bored Card Pencil Twitter Card 6 Months Off Card When they're gone, they're gone!

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Coloured in Card Bundle

£7.00

6 of the new Coloured in Card range for £7!  Weekend TV Controls Weekend Parents on Landline Weekend Too Early Working Day Clear My Mind Working Day Twitter Working Day Walk Around When they're gone, they're gone!

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Stroller Card Bundle

£6.00

6 classic Stroller cards for £6! Do What You Want Card Go For It Yeah Card Play To Win Card Visualise Your Goal Card Special Dustbin Card Sorry You're Leaving Card  When they're gone, they're gone!

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Decade Book

£28.00

'The Best Book Ever' – The Sunday Times Style Magazine  'You will shit yourself laughing.' – The Idler 'Already a contemporary cartoon classic.' – The Guardian 'No one captures the frustrations of modern British life more acutely, or scurrilously, than Modern Toss.' – The Independent This incredible collection documents the Modern Toss story from the very beginning, with 560pages and...

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Work Ideas Book Set

£10.99 £6.59

Work Ideas Book Set A set of three A5 notebooks to inspire your productivity. Featuring:   Ideas Meeting "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you." Successful Idea "here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?" Headphones Meeting "so there you have it, any questions?" "run through that again will you, I...

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Periodic Table of Swearing Magnet Set

£12.00 £7.20

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again! Magnet sheet dimensions 164mm x 260mm....

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Work Postcard Set

£10.99 £5.99

Work Postcard Set This Modern Toss postcard set contains 20 bang-on-the-nose cartoons about the contemporary workplace from our highly collectable Work series. Whether you’ve already got a job or are just sitting about, wondering what it might be like to have one, this indispensable collection of postcards should be right up your flipchart. Use them to ask for a raise,...

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Stroller Postcard Set

£10.99 £5.99

Stroller Postcard Set Ever thought about sending your boss a postcard featuring him being serviced from behind by a cart horse? Well you can now, thanks to this surreal and highly collectable Stroller postcard set. Stick ‘em on your wall or reach out and touch a friend with this selection of beautifully-crafted designs celebrating some totally unique and magic moments....

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Drive-By Abuser Postcard Set

£10.99 £5.99

Drive-By Abuser Postcard Set With a brain so sharp you can almost hear it thinking, the scooter-bound Drive-by Abuser will happily tackle any subject in the world and make some sense of it for you. Wearing a hat, climbing a mountain, the social status of brie on the cheese scene – he’s had a crack at all of them. This...

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Protest Poster - No Yeah?

£8.50 £4.25

Protest Poster - No Yeah? Thinking about having a go at someone about something, but not sure where you’re coming from? Try sticking one of these multi purpose protest posters on yer wall! Dimensions: A2

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Desperate Business Book

£7.99 £3.99

Desperate Business Book Laugh in the face of global economic meltdown and double dip recession with Desperate Business, a hilarious collection from cult satirical cartoonists Modern Toss. Sixty-four pages of laugh-out-loud, cutting edge gags plucked fresh from their regular slot in Britain's greatest magazine, Private Eye. Celebrate our national entrepreneurial spirit with this must-have humour compendium.

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Weekend Parents on Landline Card

£2.25 £1.00

One of our parents is trying to call us on the landline. Anyone going to answer?

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Working Day Clear My Mind Card

£2.25 £1.00

As you get nearer to your place of work do you totally clear your mind until there's fuck all in it?

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Narcissist Boss Card

£2.25 £1.00

"Anyway, cheers for all your hard work and here's a little something from me"

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Webcam Card

£2.25 £1.00

"We're exploring new business opportunities. Carry on with the accounts but every time that red light comes on slip your top off

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Shithole Business Card

£2.25 £1.00

"I need a sign for my new concept mobile restaurant, I wheel you around a supermarket, you buy the food then I heat it up in the microwave under the sea. It's for people that live on the go 24-7-365" "No problem, that'll look good with a big bit of plywood on top of it" Later... 'GARY'S SHITHOLE BUSINESS IDEA'...

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What Are You? Card

£2.25 £1.00

"What are you, some sort of cunt?" (T'es qui toi, une sorte de con?)

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Horse Fucking Service Card

£2.25 £1.00

"Ah hello Mr Tourette. I need a sign advertising my exclusive thoroughbred equine stud service. They're all cup winners. That one could fill a coke bottle while I'm talking to you" "Leave it with me" Later... 'HORSE FUCKING SERVICE' "Jeeping shit." "How much for 20 minutes with my pony? It's her birthday"

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6 Months Off Card

£2.25 £1.00

"What illnesses would you recommend for getting 6 months or longer off work?" A get well soon card or an 'I hate work' card that will either cheer the recipient up or make them cry. Or both. We can't take responsibility for that sort of thing.

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Play To Win Card

£2.25 £1.00

"You Play To Win" A Stroller card for the discerning sportsman.

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