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Christmas Experience Card

£2.50 £1.25

"we're not doing the whole christmas present thing this year, we're gifting experiences?" "yeah Steve's gifted me the experience of watching him scrape the turkey fat off the baking tray"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Spa Voucher Card

£2.50 £1.25

Spa Voucher Card "Someone bought me a spa treatment voucher for Christmas, can I spend it in your snack machine?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Dress for Dinner Card

£2.50 £1.25

Dress for Dinner Card "d'you reckon we should dress for dinner?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Carol Singer Card

£2.50 £1.25

Carol Singer Card "I sang a carol earlier when you were out so I just popped back to pick up me cash"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Card Pack Card

£2.50 £1.25

Card Pack Card "didn't you give us this card last year?" "yeah I bought a pack of 20"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Santa Foot Lock Card

£2.50 £1.25

Santa Foot Lock Card The spirit of Christmas.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Turkey Saw Up Card

£2.50 £1.25

Turkey Saw Up Card May the spirit of Christmas fill your home.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Gastric Band Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.25

Gastric Band Christmas Card "what do you want for Christmas?" "I've set my heart on having my gastric band loosened up"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Festive Footprint Card

£2.50 £1.25

Festive Footprint Christmas Card "are these trees from an organically sustainable source?" "why what you going to do, fucking eat it or something?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Festive Grid Drain Card

£2.50 £1.25

"would you mind turning it down a bit, it's affecting my wife's dialysis machine." "perhaps you'd like to explain that to my little kiddie."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Seasonal Bollocks Card

£2.50 £1.25

Seasonal Bollocks Card Seasonal Bollocks to You   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Christmas List Card

£2.50 £1.25

Christmas List Card "would you like me to get you a calendar this year?" "no I'm ok with this system thanks"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Tree Stylist Card

£2.50 £1.25

Tree Stylist Card "I'm really not sure about it" "Hi, yeah I need a number for a 24 hour tree stylist"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Recycled Tree Card

£2.50 £1.25

Recycled Tree Card "No Christmas tree this year?"  "Steve likes to wait until Boxing Day so we can get one out of the recycling area"

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New Year Emoji Card

£2.50 £1.25

New Year Emoji Card "In case my Happy New Year text doesn't get through later on, I thought I'd just say Happy New Year, thumbs up" "cheers, same to you but with an added champagne bottle and party popper emoji thing yeah?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox...

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Christmas Dinner Card

£2.50 £1.25

"this is nice all sitting down for Christmas dinner" "not if you talk all through this film, which I might add is shit"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Seasonal Zoom Call Card

£2.50 £1.25

"who the fuck are this lot?" "hello Grandad"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Replacement Bus Card

£2.50 £1.25

"this is the most up to date set, it comes with a replacement bus service"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Santa's Grotto Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.25

"hello, and what would you like for Christmas?" "I dunno, you fucking work it out."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Santa Skiing Holiday Card

£2.50 £1.25

"Congratulations you've got the job" "Cheers, I need a couple of weeks off in December, I've got a skiing holiday booked"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Seasonal Cutbacks Tree

£2.50 £1.25

"We're cutting back a bit this year, Steve's offered to be the tree"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Christmas Game Card

£2.50 £1.25

''one word...'' ''bollocks''   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Santa Website Card

£2.50 £1.25

''look at this website showing a satellite image of where santa is currently delivering presents'' ''obviously fucking bullshit''   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Good Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.25

''good christmas?'' ''yeah, just sat in front of the telly eating crisps all day''   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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