Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Face Like A Wanker Card

The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. 


You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a printed message via Brainbox Candy here.

Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.


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