Work Fuck Off Card

£2.25

"I can't come in today so fuck off" Can't decide whether to call in sick of quit your job? This one works both ways yeah?  

Work From Home Card

£2.25

"we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else"  

Work Bi-Lingual Card

£2.25

"I see from your CV that you're bilingual" "yeah English and Emoji"

Working Day Jacket Card

£2.25

Before lunch I leave my jacket on my chair, so if I decide not to come back people think I'm still around somewhere.

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Working Day Clear My Mind Card

£2.25 £1.00

As you get nearer to your place of work do you totally clear your mind until there's fuck all in it?

Weekend TV Controls Card

£2.25

Too fucked to get the TV controls? So you're just going to have to sit through this Sunday night costume drama then! Also works with Poldark.

Working Day Train Twitter Card

£2.25

I follow the train operator on Twitter and am able to directly call them arseholes when my service is disrupted.

Working Day Walk Around Card

£2.25

I look permanently busy if I walk around holding a pen and a bit of paper.

Working Day Meeting Card

£2.25

Morning catch up meeting, I'll listen in for a bit - once I know what they're talking about I'll try and say something.

Working Day Lie Down Card

£2.25

Working Day too much? Have a drink and a lie down.

Water Cooler Magnet

£2.99

"Good weekend?" "Yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits." A typical Monday morning work cartoon slapped onto a magnet for your enjoyment. Stick it somewhere metal yeah? That's how magnets work.

Work Fuck Off Magnet

£2.99

"I can't come in today so fuck off." Refer to this fridge magnet whenever you need a day off work.  

Executive Work Bored Wallet

£4.99

This executive-style padded travel wallet comes with a handy excuse for quitting work early: "I'm a bit bored, I think I'll go home." Dimensions: 99mm x 70mm Materials: PVU Leather with Silver Embossed cartoon.

Ideas Meeting Travel Wallet

£2.99

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you" A classic Work cartoon to inspire you on your morning commute.  

Work Fuck Off Travel Wallet

£2.99

Work Fuck Off Travel Wallet "I can't come in today so fuck off"

Work Biscuits Coaster

£2.99

"right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"  

Work from Home Coaster

£2.99

"we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else."  

Bored as Arseholes Coaster

£2.99

"I see from your afternoon tweet that you’re 'bored as fucking arseholes" “yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me”  

Dog at Work Coaster

£2.99

"you can't bring a dog into work." "er hello? he's not actually working."  

Line Manager Coaster

£2.99

“how are you getting on with your new line manager?” “he’s a fucking cunt.”

Successful Idea Coaster

£2.99

“Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s really massively successful?”  

Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"  

Water Cooler Coaster

£2.99

"good weekend?" "yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits."  

Work Fuck Off Coaster

£2.99

"I can't come in today so fuck off."