Cards

- 24
- 12
- 24
- 48
- All

Sale!

New Year Emoji Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.25

New Year Emoji Card "In case my Happy New Year text doesn't get through later on, I thought I'd just say Happy New Year, thumbs up" "cheers, same to you but with an added champagne bottle and party popper emoji thing yeah?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox...

Do What You Want Card

£2.50

"It's Your Special Day - Do What You Fucking Want With it Yeah" A Stroller greetings card that captures the true spirit of celebration days: watching TV and doing fuck-all. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Sale!

Carol Singer Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.25

Carol Singer Card "I sang a carol earlier when you were out so I just popped back to pick up me cash" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Sale!

Card Pack Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.25

Card Pack Card "didn't you give us this card last year?" "yeah I bought a pack of 20" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Sale!

Festive Footprint Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.25

Festive Footprint Christmas Card "are these trees from an organically sustainable source?" "why what you going to do, fucking eat it or something?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Hacked Bank Account Card

£2.50

"what makes you think your account has been hacked?" "'cos there's some money in it?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Sale!

Moody Cunt Christmas Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.25

Sale!

Seasonal Cutbacks Kids Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.25

"Sorry kids the figures just aren't stacking up, we're going to have to make a couple of you redundant." You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Health Monitor Card

£2.50

Sale!

Tree Stylist Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.25

Tree Stylist Card "I'm really not sure about it" "Hi, yeah I need a number for a 24 hour tree stylist" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Sale!

Working Day Clear My Mind Card

~~£2.25~~ £1.00

Early Retirement Card

£2.50

Sale!

Turkey Saw Up Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.25

Sale!

What Are You? Card

~~£2.25~~ £1.00

Borrow 20 Quid Card

£2.50

"Dad can I borrow 20 quid to get you a birthday present?" "How about I just keep the 20 quid?" "That works for me, happy birthday yeah!" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Stroller Postcard Set

£9.99

Stroller Postcard Set Ever thought about sending your boss a postcard featuring him being serviced from behind by a cart horse? Well you can now, thanks to this surreal and highly collectable Stroller postcard set. Stick ‘em on your wall or reach out and touch a friend with this selection of beautifully-crafted designs celebrating some totally unique and magic moments....

Sale!

Festive Grid Drain Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.25

"would you mind turning it down a bit, it's affecting my wife's dialysis machine." "perhaps you'd like to explain that to my little kiddie." You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Motoring Speeding Card

£2.50

"I'm arresting you for speeding." "sorry mate me eyesight's fucked, I thought that sign said 'drive like a cunt" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Sale!

Spa Voucher Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.25

Spa Voucher Card "Someone bought me a spa treatment voucher for Christmas, can I spend it in your snack machine?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Work Amazing Figures Card

£2.50

"these end of year figures are amazing" "yeah cheers, I fiddled around with them 'til they were bigger than last year's" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Cup Cake Mallet Card

£2.50

Weekend National Trust Walk Card

£2.50

I am on a recommended National Trust public walk, I see someone has hung a bag of dog shit from a tree. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Sale!

Swear Tree Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.25

A Partridge in a Swear Tree Christmas Card Includes a word-search for the kids. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Sale!

Seasonal Zoom Call Card

~~£2.50~~ £1.25

Previous
1
2
3
4
5
…
11
Next
View all
Go to

Showing: 49-72 of 243

Item		Price	Qty	Total
		Subtotal	£0.00
		Shipping
		Total

Net Orders Checkout

Shipping Address

Shipping Methods

You added Seasonal Zoom Call Card to your cart.