Modern Toss Cards

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Seasonal Work Card

£2.25

"Spending Christmas with the family again?""Yeah can you write me a note saying I have to come in"

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Christmas Armistice Card

£2.25

"It's from your sister, she wants to know if we'd be up for a Christmas present armistice?""Yeah send her one back, see if she's up for skipping the meal as well"

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Christmas Game Card

£2.25

''one word...''''bollocks''

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Santa Website Card

£2.25

''look at this website showing a satellite image of where santa is currently delivering presents''''obviously fucking bullshit''

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Christmas Centrepiece Card

£2.25

''everyone ok with me wearing my new Christmas underwear?''

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Cutbacks Lights Card

£2.25

''I've had to cut back a bit this year, normally I turn them on in September''

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Good Christmas Card

£2.25

''good christmas?''''yeah, just sat in front of the telly eating crisps all day''

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Christmas Jumper Card

£2.25

"what d'you reckon?""yeah I like it.""It's not too tight around the arms is it?"

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Family Tree Card

£2.25

"I've been doing the family tree and it turns out none of us are related.""Can we all go home then?"

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Seasonal Cutbacks Kids Card

£2.25

"Sorry kids the figures just aren't stacking up, we're going to have to make a couple of you redundant."

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Seasonal Yesteryear Card

£2.25

"Hold these while I have a piss over that drain."

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Christmas Argument Card

£2.25

Christmas Argument Card"yeah all good here thanks, we've had the meal and we'rejust getting ready for the argument."

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Cheese & Wine Decorations Card

£2.25

Cheese & Wine Decorations Christmas Card"All our Christmas cards are totally hand made this year.""I wondered why it all looked so fucking shit."This one is dedicated to Kirsty Allsopp.

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