Work Motivational Poster Card

£2.50

"give us a hand putting this motivational poster up" "sorry mate I'm due an electronic fag break"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Romantic Walk Card

£2.50

Romantic Walk Card "fucking slow down yeah?" "I want to get back for Bargain Hunt"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Visualize Your Goal Postcard

£1.75

Visualize Your Goal Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Staying Together Postcard

£1.75

Staying Together Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Walk in Wardrobe Card

£2.50

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Walk in Wardrobe Card "We've had an emergency call from a woman who's lost in a walk in wardrobe?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Water Cooler Bat Card

£2.50

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Water Cooler Bat Card "what did you do at the weekend?" "I smashed my house up with a bat"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

You Look Like A Tit Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - You Look Like A Tit Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your...

Smug Goblet Card

£2.50

Tossary of Terms card range - Smug Goblet Card From the Tossary of Terms book which identifies and defines new words and phrases with a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below...

Slug Pimping Card

£2.50

Tossary of Terms card range - Slug Pimping Card From the Tossary of Terms book which identifies and defines new words and phrases with a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket...

Secret Admirer Lawnmower Card

£2.50

Secret Admirer Lawnmower Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.  

Secret Admirer Ironing Card

£2.50

Secret Admirer Lawnmower Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.  

Weekend Remote Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Weekend Remote Card "hello?" "yeah it's me, have you seen the remote control anywhere?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Smug Goblet Postcard

£1.75

Smug Goblet Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Social Pisstancing Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest lockdown edition of Modern Toss cards... 'Social Pisstancing' "yard of ale and a two metre flute of cider please mate"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a printed message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Work Commute Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest lockdown edition of Modern Toss cards... 'Work Commute' "just simulating my commute into work, reckon I'll be about 40 minutes late due to a signal failure"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Working From Home Bookshelves Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Working From Home Bookshelves Card "Hello? Do your bookshelves come with books? I've got a 1.30 zoom meeting and I don't want to look like a total idiot."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket...

Working From Home Lift Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Working From Home Lift Card "Are you missing the office again?" "Yeah I was just pretending I was stuck in a lift."  You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Smart Bin Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... ' Smart Bin Card "Not eating that lettuce then? Managed the chips though yeah, you fat cunt."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

You Stupid Fucking Cunt Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - You Stupid Fucking Cunt The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates or...

Mother's Day Hurricane Card

£2.50

Mother's Day Hurricane "Is that the weather centre? how much would it cost to have a hurricane named after my mum for Mother's Day? Ideally Category 2 or stronger"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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