Weekend Parents on Landline Card

£2.25 £1.00

One of our parents is trying to call us on the landline. Anyone going to answer?

Weekend TV Controls Card


Too fucked to get the TV controls? So you're just going to have to sit through this Sunday night costume drama then! Also works with Poldark.

Weekend National Trust Walk Card


I am on a recommended National Trust public walk, I see someone has hung a bag of dog shit from a tree.

Working Day Train Twitter Card


I follow the train operator on Twitter and am able to directly call them arseholes when my service is disrupted.

Working Day Walk Around Card


I look permanently busy if I walk around holding a pen and a bit of paper.

Working Day Meeting Card


Morning catch up meeting, I'll listen in for a bit - once I know what they're talking about I'll try and say something.

Working Day Lie Down Card


Working Day too much? Have a drink and a lie down.

Stroller Postcard Set


Stroller Postcard Set Ever thought about sending your boss a postcard featuring him being serviced from behind by a cart horse? Well you can now, thanks to this surreal and highly collectable Stroller postcard set. Stick ‘em on your wall or reach out and touch a friend with this selection of beautifully-crafted designs celebrating some totally unique and magic moments....

Seasonal Mood Card


Seasonal Mood Card Get the bat ready.

Turkey Saw Up Card


Turkey Saw Up Card May the spirit of Christmas fill your home.

Santa Foot Lock Card


Santa Foot Lock Card The spirit of Christmas.

Card Pack Card


Card Pack Card "didn't you give us this card last year?" "yeah I bought a pack of 20"

Carol Singer Card


Carol Singer Card "I sang a carol earlier when you were out so I just popped back to pick up me cash"

Downton Abbey Card


Downton Abbey Card "d'you reckon we should dress for dinner?"

Spa Voucher Card


Spa Voucher Card "Someone bought me a spa treatment voucher for Christmas, can I spend it in your snack machine?"

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