Christmas Perfume Card
"I'm after some perfume but I don't know what it's called, it's the one with an advert where a bloke kicks a wall down and tells some people to go away, then I'm pretty sure he rides off on a horse while a woman has an argument with an eagle in French and either a wolf or a cat barks at a planet, yeah?"
"We've only got that in 100ml, you alright with that?"
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