Love Really Good Valentine's Card

£2.25

New for 2020 - Love Really Good Valentine's Card Love... is saying something is really good, when it's obviously fucking shit.

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Love Shit TV Valentine's Card

£2.25

New for 2020 - Love Shit TV Valentine's Card Love... is agreeing to watch a TV programme you both agree is shit.

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Secret Admirer Lawnmower Valentine

£2.25

Remade for 2020 - Secret Admirer Lawnmower Valentine Day Card  

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Secret Admirer Ironing Valentine

£2.25

Remade for 2020 - Secret Admirer Lawnmower Valentine Day Card  

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Thirty Quid Balloons Valentine

£2.25

30 Quid Balloons Valentine's Day Card "let go of the balloons yeah?" "fuck off they cost 30 quid"

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Romantic Walk Valentine

£2.25

Romantic Walk Valentine's Day Card "fucking slow down yeah?" "I want to get back for Bargain Hunt"

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Honest Relationship Valentine

£2.25

Honest Relationship Valentine's Day Card "does my stomach look big in this?" "yeah"

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Cock in a Box Valentine

£2.25

Cock in a Box Valentine's Day Card Do not open with scissors.

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Always Be Mine Valentine

£2.25

You Will Always Be Mine Valentine's Day Card

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Make it Snappy Valentine

£2.25

Make it Snappy Valentine's Day Card ''thank you will that be all?'' ''yeah make it snappy, I've just given him a couple of hard on pills''

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Chocolates Valentine

£2.25

Chocolates Valentine's Day Card ''I never thought Steve'd be the first to go, not with him being a lime barrel'' ''hang on lads panic over, she's just spat him into the bin''

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Hair Cushion Valentine

£2.25

Hair Cushion Valentine's Day Card What d'you reckon? I had it tweezered out and stuffed into a cushion for you.

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You Were Made For Me Valentine

£2.25

You Were Made for Me Valentine's Day Card

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CCTV Admirer Valentine

£2.25

CCTV Admirer Valentine's Day Card Now in HD.

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Romantic Meal Valentine

£2.25

Romantic Meal "don't want to rush you love but I've booked a romantic meal for 8.30"

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15 Minute Slot Valentine

£2.25

15 Minute Slot Valentine's Day Card Don't bother looking at the starters, I only managed to book a 15 minute slot.

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Dinner For One Valentine

£2.25

Dinner For One Valentine's Day Card "It says this is a meal for one?" "Yeah I thought you'd bring something for yourself?"

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Cut Out Heart Valentine

£2.25

Cut Out Heart Valentine's Day Card

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Roses Petrol Station Valentine

£2.25

Roses Petrol Station Valentine's Day Card Fuck me, I thought we'd never get out of that petrol station. Make the most of it, I reckon we've got two days in here then she'll chuck us in the bin.

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Roses Going Out Valentine

£2.25

Roses Going Out Valentine's Day Card Got anything planned for Valentine's Day? Probably go out with a bunch of mates, end up drinking out of a vase round some woman's house.

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Hammering the Fuck Valentine

£2.25

Hammering the Fuck Valentine's Day Card

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Love Donut Valentine

£2.25

Love Donut Valentine "don't want to rush you love but I've booked a romantic meal for 8.30"

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Pole Dancing Valentine

£2.25

Pole Dance Valentine's Day Card Hello I was just in the area and wondered if I could interest you in a pole dance?

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For a Special Lady Card

£2.25

Because the lady loves... fags and wine in bed.  

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