Chocolates Valentine's Day Card ''I never thought Steve'd be the first to go, not with him being a lime barrel'' ''hang on lads panic over, she's just spat him into the bin''
Roses Petrol Station Valentine's Day Card Fuck me, I thought we'd never get out of that petrol station. Make the most of it, I reckon we've got two days in here then she'll chuck us in the bin.
Roses Going Out Valentine's Day Card Got anything planned for Valentine's Day? Probably go out with a bunch of mates, end up drinking out of a vase round some woman's house.