Love Bridge Card

£2.50

NEW! Love Bridge Card Go on, go that extra mile.  

Love Roundabout Card

£2.50

NEW! Love Roundabout Card Cheers yeah..  

Love Really Good Card

£2.50

Love Really Good Card Love... is saying something is really good, when it's obviously fucking shit.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Love Shit TV Card

£2.50

Love Shit TV Card Love... is agreeing to watch a TV programme you both agree is shit.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Dinner For One Card

£2.50

Dinner For One Card "It says this is a meal for one?" "Yeah I thought you'd bring something for yourself?"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Romantic Walk Card

£2.50

Romantic Walk Card "fucking slow down yeah?" "I want to get back for Bargain Hunt"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Always Be Mine Card

£2.50

You Will Always Be Mine Card LOCKED DOWN! You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Pole Dancing Valentine

£2.50 £1.50

Pole Dance Valentine's Day Card Hello I was just in the area and wondered if I could interest you in a pole dance?   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Secret Admirer Lawnmower Card

£2.50

Secret Admirer Lawnmower Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.  

Secret Admirer Ironing Card

£2.50

Secret Admirer Lawnmower Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.  

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Cut Out Heart Valentine

£2.50 £1.50

Cut Out Heart Valentine's Day Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

For a Special Lady Card

£2.50

Because the lady loves... fags and wine in bed.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.   

CCTV Admirer Card

£2.50

CCTV Admirer Card Now in HD.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.    

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