Cheese & Wine Hug Card

£2.25

"bloody hell Gerry he was only trying to give you a hug." "I thought he was coming at me so I decked him."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Real Ale Card

£2.25

"have you tried this real ale from Stephen's micro brewery?" "smells like someone scooped it out of a ditch"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Interest Rates Card

£2.25

"So, what do you think will happen to the interest rate?" "I couldn't give a flying fuck"  

Minding My Business Card

£2.25

"What are you up to at the moment?" "Minding my own fucking business"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Not Interested Men's T-Shirt

£22.00

Fuck Off I'm Not Interested T-Shirt Based off classic Cheese and Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" Comes in 9 different colours. Switch it up yeah? PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each T-Shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days,...

Not Interested Sweatshirt

£26.00

Fuck Off I'm Not Interested Sweatshirt Based off classic Cheese and Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" Comes in 6 different colours. PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each sweatshirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! Please select...

Not Interested Hoodie

£32.00

Fuck off I'm Not Interested Hoodie Based off classic Cheese and Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" Comes in 8 different colours. Switch it up yeah? PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each hoodie is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days,...

Not Interested Women's T-Shirt

£22.00

Fuck Off I'm Not Interested Women's T-Shirt Based off classic Cheese and Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" Choose from 7 colours. PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each t-shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! Please select...

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