"bloody hell Gerry he was only trying to give you a hug."
"I thought he was coming at me so I decked him."
"have you tried this real ale from Stephen's micro brewery?"
"smells like someone scooped it out of a ditch"
"So, what do you think will happen to the interest rate?"
"I couldn't give a flying fuck"
"What are you up to at the moment?"
"Minding my own fucking business"