Cheese & Wine Hug Card


"bloody hell Gerry he was only trying to give you a hug." "I thought he was coming at me so I decked him."

Real Ale Card


"have you tried this real ale from Stephen's micro brewery?" "smells like someone scooped it out of a ditch"

Interest Rates Card


"So, what do you think will happen to the interest rate?" "I couldn't give a flying fuck"

Minding My Business Card


"What are you up to at the moment?" "Minding my own fucking business"

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