Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Bird Feeder Card "I started putting food out for them, now I can't keep up with their demands" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Garden Centre Card "I wanna start growing my own food, you got any pizza seeds?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... ' Smart Bin Card "Not eating that lettuce then? Managed the chips though yeah, you fat cunt." You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"do you want to do anything for your milestone birthday coming up?" "no I fucking don't" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"I normally home tutor for maths GCSE" "we just want you to train home not to piss all round the toilet seat" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"what's all these photos of you naked?" "just letting you know what I've got if you need to do a company calendar" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"what makes you think your account has been hacked?" "'cos there's some money in it?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"Do you do a 'Sign Up, Don't Turn Up' Package?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"excuse me, what wine would you recommend for a monday morning?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"how you getting on with your health monitor wristband?" "yeah, I've found I'm getting much better results since I stuck it on the dog"
"does my stomach look big in this?" "yeah" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"As you can see they've retained a few original features, like Pete who used to drink here when it was a pub" "Where's the crisps?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"I went outside earlier in the week, it's like you literally have no control over anything?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"I only use it to save a few quid buying my groceries back in the 70's" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"do you want any cakes or pastries with that?" "if I wanted them I probably would have fucking asked for them" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"hello my name's Peter and I'm a fucking arsehole" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"it's definitely Peter, I recognise the handwriting" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"how much is your meditation course?" "80 quid" "well that's fucking wound me right up for a start" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"Your glass of red wine sir" "I'm over here you cunt" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"can I help you sir?" "I don't fucking know, you tell me" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
''helloooo" "isn't it beautiful" "where's my fucking presents?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
"I'm after matching outfits for a wedding, have you got a maxi dress for a sausage dog?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
''Excuse me, is there anywhere round here I can't get a coffee?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.
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