Taken from the Mindless Violence Colouring Book
The opening of the fridge door alerts the dog to the presence of cheese.
Cup cake stalls are not everyone's cup of tea. Fair enough.
Beautiful surroundings and chilled out zen vibe for this Birthday message.
Too fucked to get the TV controls? So you're just going to have to sit through this Sunday night costume drama then! Also works with Poldark.
I am on a recommended National Trust public walk, I see someone has hung a bag of dog shit from a tree.
One of our parents is trying to call us on the landline.
Anyone going to answer?
Is it still slightly too early for a drink?
As you get nearer to your place of work do you totally clear your mind until there's fuck all in it?
I follow the train operator on Twitter and am able to directly call them arseholes when my service is disrupted.
I look permanently busy if I walk around holding a pen and a bit of paper.
Morning catch up meeting, I'll listen in for a bit - once I know what they're talking about I'll try and say something.
Before lunch I leave my jacket on my chair, so if I decide not to come back people think I'm still around somewhere.
Working Day too much? Have a drink and a lie down.
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Weekend TV Controls
Weekend Parents on Landline
Weekend Too Early
Working Day Clear My Mind
Working Day Twitter
Working Day Walk Around
When they're gone, they're gone!