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Desktop Calendar 2022

£8.99 £4.49

NOW HALF PRICE! Thinking about trying to do something on specific day or work out when your birthday is?This 365 day calendar will help you, contains notable dates and birthdays of notable people. Size: A5 with insert stand

Motivational Pencil Set

£9.99

NEW! Motivational Pencil Set Need some motivation to get back on it after this shitstorm of a year? FUCKING WADE IN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS YEAH! One for every day of the week.

Inspirational Pencil Set

£9.99

NEW! Inspirational Pencil Set Need some further inspiration, with a bit less swearing, to get back on track after this shitstorm of a year? DON'T GIVE UP TILL YOU REACH LUNCHTIME! One for every day of the week.

Work is Shit Tote Bag

£7.99

Le Travail C'est la Merde Tote Bag French innit. Roughly translates to Work is Shit, which it is. We've done a reprint, so you can flash this round the office or at home like you don't care. STOCK NOW IN!

Work is Shit Book

£9.99

Work is Shit Book Introducing a brand new collection of pin-sharp and totally hilarious work jokes from Modern Toss. This bang-up-to-date selection explores some of the technological advances which have managed to make work even more shit than it was before, while still acknowledging the more traditional ways that have always made work shit. Warning: Contains language actually used in...

Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"  

Ideas Meeting Mug

£12.00

Ideas Meeting Mug Mug it up with some inspirational work shit-naks yeah? Nice one. "don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you" Comes in a gift box.  Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Choose any coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Ideas Meeting mug. Coaster dimensions: 10cm x 10cm Square

Cup of Tea Mug

£12.00

Cup of Tea Mug NEW! Modern Toss mug yeah? Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Cup of Tea Mug...

Work Amazing Figures Mug

£12.00

Work Amazing Figures Mug "these end of year figures are amazing" "yeah cheers, I fiddled around with them 'til they were bigger than last year's" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up...

Work Biscuits Mug

£12.00

Work Biscuits Mug "right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster...

Not Interested Mug

£12.00

Not Interested Mug Making a statement with a mug are ya? From Cheese & Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo...

Work is Shit T-Shirt

£20.00

Work is Shit T-Shirt It's French, innit. Comes in 2 different colours. These T-shirts are in stock with Modern Toss label and tag. Size S-XL.  Please select sizing carefully, as refunds or exchanges are limited on this item. Materials: 100% combed cotton.

Not Interested T-Shirt

£22.00

Fuck Off I'm Not Interested Unisex T-Shirt Based off classic Cheese and Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" Comes in 9 different colours. Switch it up yeah? PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each T-Shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 7 working...

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The Working Day Colouring Book

£10.99 £7.99

The Working Day Colouring Book The Working Day colouring book captures the essence of the contemporary workplace while offering you the opportunity to express yourself through the relaxing medium of colouring in. Take some well-earned chill time and immerse yourself in the fractal complexity of a man flagging an important email, someone taking an afternoon Malteser break, a group of workers looking at meal deal options in...

Line Manager Coaster

£2.99

“how are you getting on with your new line manager?” “he’s a fucking cunt.”

Data Analyst Coaster

£2.99

"this spreadsheet of yours doesn't appear to make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"  

Dog at Work Coaster

£2.99

"you can't bring a dog into work." "er hello? he's not actually working."  

Work Fuck Off Coaster

£2.99

"I can't come in today so fuck off."  

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Successful Idea Coaster

£2.99 £1.99

“Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s really massively successful?”  

Work from Home Coaster

£2.99

"we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else."  

Work Biscuits Coaster

£2.99

"right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"  

Ideas Meeting Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 OR A6 FORMAT - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "don't think about it just say it" "fuck you"

Ideas Meeting Poster

£9.99

Ideas Meeting Poster "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you." This classic cartoon is now available as an inspirational poster to hang in your office meeting room.  Poster size is A3: 297mm x 420mm.   Check out other Ideas Meeting products here!  

Key Strategy Meeting Mug

£12.00

Key Strategy Meeting Mug "first item, Peter would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn't be fucked" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster...

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