To commemorate the 10th anniversary of the Modern Toss Periodic Table of Swearing, we have commissioned a unique choral work using all 102 elements of our Swear Table.

This groundbreaking 5-6 minute baroque style masterpiece will be premiered with a 60 piece choir and musical ensemble at Brighton’s Wagner Hall on May 9 2020, with four afternoon performances.

Be a part of history and immerse yourself in this unique cultural experience!

Find out more here. Or just buy a fucking ticket yeah? Nice one.

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