Goat Present Card


"d'you get any good presents?" "yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... Unbelievable."

Festive Grid Drain Card


"would you mind turning it down a bit, it's affecting my wife's dialysis machine." "perhaps you'd like to explain that to my little kiddie."

Office Party Card


"sorry mate you can't come in, the chairman's photocopying his arse"

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