Mother's Day DNA Profile Card

£2.25

Introducing the NEW Modern Toss Mother's Day Card range! Mother's Day DNA Profile   "I want to book a full DNA profile to confirm I'm definitely their mother."

Mother's Day A&E Card

£2.25

Introducing the NEW Modern Toss Mother's Day Card range! Mother's Day A&E   "This kid you helped me give birth to is a fucking nightmare." "What?"

Mother's Day Purse Card

£2.25

Introducing the NEW Modern Toss Mother's Day Card range! Mother's Day Purse   "Have you been taking money out of my purse again?" "Definitely not me, last time I looked there was nothing in it"

Wine Box Card

£2.25

Wine Box Card   "when the kids moved out we turned the spare bedroom into a wine box, do you fancy a glass?"

For a Special Lady Card

£2.25

For a Special Lady Card   Because the lady loves... fags and wine in bed. The Special Lady design is also available as a coaster or a fridge magnet.

Bodywork Maxi Dress Card

£2.25

Bodywork - Maxi Dress Card   "I'm after matching outfits for a wedding, have you got a maxi dress for a sausage dog?"

Smells Like Money Card

£2.25

Bodywork - Smells Like Money Card   "I need to chill out, got anything that smells like money?"

Bodywork Brow Bar Card

£2.25

Bodywork Brow Bar Card   “I’ve got a big meeting coming up, can you make me look like I’m really interested”   If you pay extra you can get them tattooed on so that you permanently look like you're questioning your choices in life.

Bodywork You/Me Time Card

£2.25

Bodywork You/Me Time Card   “I want to book myself in for some ‘me time’” “we only do ‘you time’ is that gonna be ok?”   Treat yourself by paying a stranger to groom you.

Bodywork Losing Weight Card

£2.25

Bodywork Losing Weight Card   "I've lost quite a bit of weight worrying about not going to the gym"