Wine Box Card
"when the kids moved out we turned the spare bedroom into a wine box, do you fancy a glass?"
For a Special Lady Card
Because the lady loves... fags and wine in bed.
The Special Lady design is also available as a coaster or a fridge magnet.
Bodywork - Maxi Dress Card
"I'm after matching outfits for a wedding, have you got a maxi dress for a sausage dog?"
Bodywork - Smells Like Money Card
"I need to chill out, got anything that smells like money?"
Bodywork Brow Bar Card
“I’ve got a big meeting coming up, can you make me look like I’m really interested”
If you pay extra you can get them tattooed on so that you permanently look like you're questioning your choices in life.
Bodywork You/Me Time Card
“I want to book myself in for some ‘me time’”
“we only do ‘you time’ is that gonna be ok?”
Treat yourself by paying a stranger to groom you.
Bodywork Losing Weight Card
"I've lost quite a bit of weight worrying about not going to the gym"