Mother's Day DNA Profile Card

£2.25

Mother's Day DNA Profile "I want to book a full DNA profile to confirm I'm definitely their mother."

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Mother's Day A&E Profile Card

£2.25

Mother's Day A&E "This kid you helped me give birth to is a fucking nightmare." "What?"

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Bum Look Big Enough Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Bum Look Big Enough Card "You got a chill out room? Me dad's having a massive flashback"

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Bodywork Losing Weight Card

£2.25

"I've lost quite a bit of weight worrying about not going to the gym"

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Dog Maxi Dress Card

£2.25

"I'm after matching outfits for a wedding, have you got a maxi dress for a sausage dog?"

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Brow Bar Card

£2.25

"I've got a big meeting coming up, can you make me look like I'm really interested" If you pay extra you can get them tattooed on so that you permanently look like you're questioning your choices in life.

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Wine Box Card

£2.25

"when the kids moved out we turned the spare bedroom into a wine box, do you fancy a glass?"

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Smells Like Money Card

£2.25

"I need to chill out, got anything that smells like money?"

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Spa You/Me Time Card

£2.25

'I want to book myself in for some 'me time'' "we only do 'you time' is that ok?'

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For a Special Lady Card

£2.25

Because the lady loves... fags and wine in bed.  

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Monday Morning Wine Card

£2.25

"excuse me, what wine would you recommend for a monday morning?"

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Sign Up Don't Turn Up Card

£2.25

"Do you do a 'Sign Up, Don't Turn Up' Package?"

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For Fuck's Sake Women's T-Shirt

£19.99

For Fuck's Sake Women's T-Shirt Say it like it is with Modern Toss. Choose from 7 colours. Size Guide (width/length): Small: 41/64cm Medium: 43/67cm Large: 47/69cm Extra Large: 50/71cm Materials: 100% cotton Preshrunk jersey knit Fitted silhouette with side seam High stitch density for smoother printing surface Seamless double-needle 1/2" collar Taped neck and shoulders Tear away label and double-satin label Double-needle sleeve and...

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Bit More Specific Women's T-Shirt

£29.99

Bit More Specific Womens T-Shirt Say it like it is with Modern Toss.   Size Guide (width/length): Small: 41/64cm Medium: 43/67cm Large: 47/69cm Extra Large: 50/71cm Materials: 100% cotton Preshrunk jersey knit Fitted silhouette with side seam High stitch density for smoother printing surface Seamless double-needle 1/2" collar Taped neck and shoulders Tear away label and double-satin label Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Fiber content...

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Museum of Rave Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Museum of Rave Card "You got a chill out room? Me dad's having a massive flashback"

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Cheese & Wine Not Interested Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Cheese & Wine Not Interested Card "You got a chill out room? Me dad's having a massive flashback"

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Anti-Social Networking Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Anti-Social Networking Card "You got a chill out room? Me dad's having a massive flashback"

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'Avin It Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... 'Avin It Card "You got a chill out room? Me dad's having a massive flashback"

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