Bum Look Big Enough Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Bum Look Big Enough Card "Does my bum look big enough in this?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Bodywork Losing Weight Card

£2.25

"I've lost quite a bit of weight worrying about not going to the gym"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Dog Maxi Dress Card

£2.25

"I'm after matching outfits for a wedding, have you got a maxi dress for a sausage dog?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Brow Bar Card

£2.25

"I've got a big meeting coming up, can you make me look like I'm really interested" If you pay extra you can get them tattooed on so that you permanently look like you're questioning your choices in life.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to...

Wine Box Card

£2.25

"when the kids moved out we turned the spare bedroom into a wine box, do you fancy a glass?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Smells Like Money Card

£2.25

"I need to chill out, got anything that smells like money?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Spa You/Me Time Card

£2.25

'I want to book myself in for some 'me time'' "we only do 'you time' is that ok?'   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

For a Special Lady Card

£2.25

Because the lady loves... fags and wine in bed.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.   

Monday Morning Wine Card

£2.25

"excuse me, what wine would you recommend for a monday morning?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Sign Up Don't Turn Up Card

£2.25

"Do you do a 'Sign Up, Don't Turn Up' Package?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

For Fuck's Sake Women's T-Shirt

£22.00

For Fuck's Sake Women's T-Shirt Say it like it is with Modern Toss. Choose from 7 colours. PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each t-shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! Please select sizing carefully, as refunds or exchanges are limited on this item. Size Guide...

Bit More Specific Women's T-Shirt

£22.00

Bit More Specific Women's T-Shirt Say it like it is with Modern Toss. PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each t-shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! Please select sizing carefully, as refunds or exchanges are limited on this item. Size Guide (width/length): Small: 41/64cm Medium: 43/67cm Large: 47/69cm Extra...

Museum of Rave Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Museum of Rave Card "You got a chill out room? Me dad's having a massive flashback"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Cheese & Wine Not Interested Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Cheese & Wine Not Interested Card "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Anti-Social Networking Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Anti-Social Networking Card "I see you've sent me another friend request"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

'Avin It Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... 'Avin It Card "You got a chill out room? Me dad's having a massive flashback"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Buy More Shit Women's T-Shirt

£22.00

Buy More Shit Or We're All Fucked Women's T-Shirt Say it like it is with Modern Toss. PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each t-shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! Please select sizing carefully, as refunds or exchanges are limited on this item. Size Guide (width/length): Small: 41/64cm...

Not Interested Women's T-Shirt

£22.00

Fuck Off I'm Not Interested Women's T-Shirt Based off classic Cheese and Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" Choose from 7 colours. PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each t-shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! Please select...

Community Spirit Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest lockdown edition of Modern Toss cards... 'Community Spirit' Card "alright mate, do you wanna buy my supermarket delivery slot?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a printed message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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