Drive-By Matchstick Card

£2.95

Drive-By Matchstick Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection...  "that's life mate, don't come running to me"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Drive-By Shopper Card

£2.95

Drive-By The Shopper Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection... "whack it on the plastic!" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Drive-By Sunbather Card

£2.95

Drive-By Sunbather Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection...       "it's alright for some innit"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Drive-By Texter Card

£2.95

Drive-By Texter Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection... "sending a text? leving out som leters yeah" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Drive-By TV Quipster Card

£2.95

Drive-By TV Quipster Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection...     "Quipping about things are ya?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Ebayer Card

£2.95

"You're not buying more stuff off eBay?" "Yeah, I got a good deal on a storage container so I've got to buy a load of stuff to justify it'   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Ed Sheeran Card

£2.95

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Ed Sheeran Card "Alexa, play Ed Sheeran" "do I have to?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.   

F***yeux Tapestry Card

£3.95

F***yeux Tapestry Concertina Card Features original drawings from the F***yeux Tapestry drawing event at Somerset House in 2013. Were you there? This concertina card measures 420 x 148mm when opened, A6 when closed You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Face Like A Shitflap Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Face Like A Shitflap Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    Send this card direct to your mates or family with a...

Face Like A Wanker Card

£2.95

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Face Like A Wanker Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family...

Festival Card

£2.95

"That's the wardrobe up, where shall we stick the tent"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

For a Special Lady Card

£2.95

Because the lady loves... fags and wine in bed.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.   

Fuck Ikea Card

£2.95

"let's go to Ikea" "fuck Ikea" Because going to a furniture store for a meal is just wrong.

Fucking Arseholes Anonymous Card

£2.95

"hello my name's Peter and I'm a fucking arsehole"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Fucking Old Whore Card

£2.95

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Fucking Old Whore The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with...

Garden Centre Card

£2.95

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Garden Centre Card "I wanna start growing my own food, you got any pizza seeds?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Greeting Pipe Card

£2.95

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Greeting Pipe Card "Ding Dong" who the fuck's that...   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Health Monitor Card

£2.95

"how you getting on with your health monitor wristband?" "yeah, I've found I'm getting much better results since I stuck it on the dog"

High Street Coffee Card

£2.95

''Excuse me, is there anywhere round here I can't get a coffee?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Honest Relationship Card

£2.95

"does my stomach look big in this?" "yeah"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Lip Service Card

£2.95

"II dunno, there were a couple back there I quite liked, can you talk me through them again?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

Minding My Business Card

£2.95

"What are you up to at the moment?" "Minding my own fucking business"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self. 

Monday Morning Wine Card

£2.95

"excuse me, what wine would you recommend for a monday morning?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self. 

Mother Fucking Arsehole Card

£2.95

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Mother Fucking Arsehole Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family...

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