60. FOR FUCK'S SAKE Card

£2.50

60. FOR FUCK'S SAKE Card NEW PROTEST CARDS FOR GETTING OLD. You're how old? You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

60. LIKE NO YEAH? Card

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60. LIKE NO. YEAH? Card NEW PROTEST CARDS FOR GETTING OLD. Make your mind up. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

70. FOR FUCK'S SAKE Card

£2.50

70. FOR FUCK'S SAKE Card NEW PROTEST CARDS FOR GETTING OLD. Go party yeah. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

70. LIKE NO YEAH? Card

£2.50

70. LIKE NO. YEAH? Card NEW PROTEST CARDS FOR GETTING OLD. Make your mind up. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

A Quick Word Card

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Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  A Quick Word Card "Martin, can I have a quick word?" "...arseholes?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Afternoon Tweet Card

£2.50 £1.50

"I see from your afternoon tweet that you're bored as fucking arseholes" "yeah cheers, I didn't know you were following me"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Always Be Mine Card

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You Will Always Be Mine Card LOCKED DOWN! You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Amphetamines Card

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Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Amphetamines Card "So in a nutshell you want to do 12 months work in January and then go home for the rest of the year" "Yeah I'm going to be using a fuck load of Amphetamines so I don't anticipate my problems with it"   You can send this card direct to...

Anti-Social Networking Card

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Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Anti-Social Networking Card "I see you've sent me another friend request"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Appraisal Cunts Upstairs Card

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"we would like to point out to you that it's highly unprofessional to refer to us as 'the cunts upstairs' when sending out emails to our client database" "Fair enough, rules are rules"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it...

Arseclamation Mark Card

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Tossary of Terms card range - Arseclamation Mark Card Form the Tossary of Terms book which identifies and defines new words and phrases, with a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below...

Awkward Cunt Drink Card

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Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Awkward Cunt Drink Card "can I get you a drink sir?" "I dunno, can you?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Awkward Cunt Pastries Card

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"do you want any cakes or pastries with that?" "if I wanted them I probably would have fucking asked for them"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Back In The Day Card

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"See that field with the animal in it, I was fully off me nut right by that sheep trough back in '89"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Back Sack Twat Card

£2.50 £1.50

Tossary of Terms card range - Back Sack Twat Card From the Tossary of Terms book which identifies and defines new words and phrases with a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket...

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Bang out Texts Card

£2.50 £1.25

"Yeah, carry on talking mate, I've just got to bang out a couple of texts" Good luck with that interview yeah? See you down the job centre.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Basils Fuck Yodel Card

£2.50

Tossary of Terms card range - Basils Fuck Yodel Card Lifted from The Tossary of Terms which identifies and defines new words and phrases for a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket...

Beer In Bed Card

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"On Your Special Day" Celebrate someone's birthday by bringing them a beer in bed. And this Stroller card. Sorted.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Before and After Internet Card

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Just look how far we've come.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Bird Feeder Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Bird Feeder Card "I started putting food out for them, now I can't keep up with their demands"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Birthday Day Off Card

£2.50

"I see you've applied for a day off on your birthday" "yeah, imagine being stuck in this shithole on your birthday" An apt birthday card for a colleague, employee, boss, or anyone who's used up all their holiday time and are feeling sorry for themselves.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten...

Birthday Present Card

£2.50

"didn't I give this to you for Christmas?" "yeah I didn't like it, happy birthday"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Bodywork Losing Weight Card

£2.50

"I've lost quite a bit of weight worrying about not going to the gym"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Bollocks To This Card

£2.50

"it's definitely Peter, I recognise the handwriting"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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