Customer Services Dept Card

£2.95

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Customer Services Department Card "Have we got a customer services department?" "Just hang on, they normally stop phoning after a bit"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Customer Services Piss Myself Card

£2.95

"this drink I bought off you, made me piss myself"

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Cut Out Heart Valentine

£2.95 £1.50

Cut Out Heart Valentine's Day Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Data Analyst Card

£2.95

"this spreadsheet of yours doesn't appear to make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Dinner For One Card

£2.95

Dinner For One Card "It says this is a meal for one?" "Yeah I thought you'd bring something for yourself?"   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Disruption Techniques Card

£2.95

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Disruption Techniques Card "he's very strong at disruption techniques"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Do What You Want Card

£2.95

"It's Your Special Day - Do What You Fucking Want With it Yeah" A Stroller greetings card that captures the true spirit of celebration days: watching TV and doing fuck-all.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Dog at Work Card

£2.95

"you can't bring a dog into work" "er hello? He's not actually working"" Fair point really.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.   

Dogging Valentine

£2.95

Cheese and Wine Dogging Valentine's Day Card I see you've got a Valentine's card. Yes it's from a woman I go dogging with.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Dogs Pet Shop Card

£2.95

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Dogs Pet Shop Card "and this is our most domesticated breed" "before I go anywhere, ask them how fast their broadband speed is at home"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Drive-By Golf Card

£2.95

Drive-By Golf Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection...     "you playing golf are ya? yeah!" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive-By Matchstick Card

£2.95

Drive-By Matchstick Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection...  "that's life mate, don't come running to me"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive-By Meeting Card

£2.95

Drive-By Meeting Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection...      "banging some ideas around yeah?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive-By Mountaineer Card

£2.95

Drive-By Mountaineer Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection... "someone's got to do it yeah" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive-By Shopper Card

£2.95

Drive-By The Shopper Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection... "whack it on the plastic!" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive-By Sunbather Card

£2.95

Drive-By Sunbather Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection...       "it's alright for some innit"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive-By Texter Card

£2.95

Drive-By Texter Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection... "sending a text? leving out som leters yeah" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive-By TV Quipster Card

£2.95

Drive-By TV Quipster Card Introducing our new Drive-By Abuser card collection...     "Quipping about things are ya?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Early Retirement Card

£2.95

"I'm thinking of taking early retirement" "how early?" "about 2.30"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Eastenders Valentine

£2.95

NEW! Eastenders Valentine's Day Card "what do you fancy, a rom com?" "no I wanna watch Eastenders, Sharon's going to have another go at killing Ian Beale"  

Ed Sheeran Card

£2.95

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Ed Sheeran Card "Alexa, play Ed Sheeran" "do I have to?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.   

Erection Pills Valentine

£2.95

Erection Pills Valentine's Day Card Come on we'll be late for the restaurant. Hang on, have you seen my erection pills anywhere?   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Executive Burnout Card

£2.95

"several clients have complained about receiving emails from a 'mistershits@pisscompany.com'" "yeah that'll be me working from home after a few drinks"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Face Like A Shitflap Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Face Like A Shitflap Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    Send this card direct to your mates or family with a...

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