New Card Bundle

£25.00

New Card Bundle All 15 brand new Modern Toss cards in a complete pack suitable for any occasion such as birthdays and people leaving your work; or just general piss-taking.  Save over £8 with this pack. Scroll through the images to see the complete collection yeah?

Postcard Bundle

£18.00

Postcard Bundle All 13 Postcards whacked into a bundle. Save a few quid as well yeah?

Disruption Techniques Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Disruption Techniques Card "he's very strong at disruption techniques"

Plants on Desk Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Plants on Desk Card "we have a 'no plants on desk' rule" "it's actually made of plastic?"

Perfume Request Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Perfume Request Card "I'm after some perfume but I don't know what it's called, it's the one with an advert where a bloke kicks a wall down and tells some people to go away, then I'm pretty sure he rides off on a horse while a woman has an argument with an eagle in French...

Boring Meeting Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Boring Meeting Card "ok if I look at my phone for a bit, this meeting's boring the fuck out of me"

Water Cooler Bat Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Water Cooler Bat Card "what did you do at the weekend?" "I smashed my house up with a bat"

Bonus Department Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Bonus Department Card "I got this work finished quicker than normal, what way is it to the bonus department?"

Over Confident Applicant Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Over Confident Applicant Card "well I think that went really well" "cheers nice one mate, let's all go out and get fucking wankered yeah"

Getting Home Early Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Getting Home Early Card "ok what does success look like to everyone?" "getting home early?"

Box Sets Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Box Sets Card "you off out?" "yeah, I've seen this episode, give us a tenner or I'll tell you what happens next"

Homework Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Homework Card "your essay's very good but the spelling is appalling" "yeah I like to add my personal voice to stuff I've downloaded off the internet"

Awkward Cunt Drink Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Awkward Cunt Drink Card "can I get you a drink sir?" "I dunno, can you?"  

Couch to 5k Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Couch to 5k Card "yeah, I'm thinking of doing the couch to 5k programme? Can I take a look at your couches?"

Walk in Wardrobe Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Walk in Wardrobe Card "We've had an emergency call from a woman who's lost in a walk in wardrobe?"

Ed Sheeran Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Ed Sheeran Card "Alexa, play Ed Sheeran" "do I have to?"  

Dogs Pet Shop Card

£2.25

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Dogs Pet Shop Card "and this is our most domesticated breed" "before I go anywhere, ask them how fast their broadband speed is at home"  

Dirty Old Fucker Postcard

£1.75

Dirty Old Fucker Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Do What You Want Postcard

£1.75

Do What You Want Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Ironing Secret Admirer Postcard

£1.75

Ironing Secret Admirer Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Lawnmower Secret Admirer Postcard

£1.75

Lawnmower Secret Admirer Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Moody Cunt Postcard

£1.75

Moody Cunt Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Married an Idiot Postcard

£1.75

Married an Idiot Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Clear Up The Pisspots Postcard

£1.75

Clear Up The Pisspots Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Lesbian Wife Postcard

£1.75

Lesbian Wife Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Go For It Postcard

£1.75

Go For It Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Staying Together Postcard

£1.75

Staying Together Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Kick Back Postcard

£1.75

Kick Back Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Play to Win Postcard

£1.75

Play to Win Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Visualize Your Goal Postcard

£1.75

Visualize Your Goal Postcard An individual A6 postcard printed on high quality card. Part of a complete, shit-yourself-laughing postcard range.

Festive Footprint Card

£2.25

Festive Footprint Christmas Card "are these trees from an organically sustainable source?" "why what you going to do, fucking eat it or something?"

Festive Grid Drain Card

£2.25

"would you mind turning it down a bit, it's affecting my wife's dialysis machine." "perhaps you'd like to explain that to my little kiddie."

Multi-tasking Card

£2.25

"What are you like at multi-tasking? "Pretty good. I often read the paper while I'm having a shit."

Seasonal Bollocks Card

£2.25

Seasonal Bollocks Card Seasonal Bollocks to You

Christmas List Card

£2.25

Christmas List Card "would you like me to get you a calendar this year?" "no I'm ok with this system thanks"

Tree Stylist Card

£2.25

Tree Stylist Card "I'm really not sure about it" "Hi, yeah I need a number for a 24 hour tree stylist"

Recycled Tree Card

£2.25

Recycled Tree Card "No Christmas tree this year?"  "Steve likes to wait until Boxing Day so we can get one out of the recycling area"

New Year Emoji Card

£2.25

New Year Emoji Card "In case my Happy New Year text doesn't get through later on, I thought I'd just say Happy New Year, thumbs up" "cheers, same to you but with an added champagne bottle and party popper emoji thing yeah?"

Cheese & Wine Gerry Card

£2.25

"We'd better be making a move, Gerry's just shit himself"

Office Party Card

£2.25

"sorry mate you can't come in, the chairman's photocopying his arse"

Christmas Dinner Card

£2.25

"this is nice all sitting down for Christmas dinner""not if you talk all through this film, which I might add is shit"

Seasonal Skype Call Card

£2.25

"who the fuck are this lot?""hello Grandad"

Bus Replacement Card

£2.25

"this is the most up to date set, it comes with a replacement bus service"

Awkward Cunt Christmas Card

£2.25

"hello, and what would you like for Christmas?""I dunno, you fucking work it out."

SAD Robin Card

£2.25

"that robin's in the garden again""have you tried throwing something at it?"

Santa Skiing Holiday Card

£2.25

"Congratulations you've got the job""Cheers, I need a couple of weeks off in December, I've got a skiing holiday booked"

Not Taking Your Coat Off Card

£2.25

"Not taking your coat off Dave?""He only agreed to come because he thought you'd have the heating on"

Seasonal Pervert Card

£2.25

"Merry Christmas mate, here's a video of me trying on all your wife's new underwear"

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